1) While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?
2) If there are two houses next door to each other and each has a garden and the man that lives in one of the houses has a peacock that lays an egg in the other man's garden, whose egg is it?
3) Who makes it has no need for it, who buys it has no use for it and who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
4) How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
5) How many of each animal did Moses take onto the ark?
6) In what year did Christmas and new years day fall in the same year?
7) If an electric train is going east at 60mph and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift?
9) Cindy is standing behind Ian and at the same time Ian is standing behind Cindy how can this be?
10) Farmer Brown had nine ears of corn in his barn. A squirrel went into the barn and walked out with 3 ears each day. It took the squirrel 9 days to take all the corn from the farmers barn. Why?
11) A woman with no drivers licence goes the wrong way up a one way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing. Why?
12) What was the biggest ocean in the world before Balboa discovered the Pacific Ocean?
13) Is it correct to say "The yolk of the egg is white" or "The yolk of the egg are white"?
14) Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks, how would you survive?
15) You enter a dark room>You only have one match. There is an oil lamp, a furnace and a stove in the room. Which would you light first?
16) What english word can have 4 of its 5 letters removed and still retain its original pronunciation?
17)This sentense contains two mistakes. What are the mistakes?
18)There is one word in the english language which is always pronounced incorretly, what is it?
19) In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
20) How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
I'll let you suffer for a while then post the answers!