I got a phone call from them a couple of weeks ago... "you recently entered a Renault competition"... actually no, that was 3 years ago and I won a cheap watch! But anyway, they continued...
Renault: "you were going to buy a new car, did you?"
Me: yes
R: "Do you know what you bought?"
Me; err yes, I drive it every day
R: "What did you buy"
Me: a Pug 206cc
R: "Did you consider the megane cabrio"
Me: yes and I have three good reasons why i didn't buy one...
1. my last one was crap and no-one at renault gave a monkey's...
2. the pug has the rubber bumpers down the doors and the megane didn't (my last one got loads of trolley dents

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3. it's dog ugly.
R: "Oh fair enough, thanks for your time, I'll pass your comments on"
Me: so I haven't won one then?
