"Oh shit! Me mams gonna kill me", he wailed...
As he walked back to the drivers side of his vehicle he lashed out and kicked a discarded drinks can in a fit of anguish. There was a huge flash and lots of smoke. When it cleared, HRH saw a genie in front of him.
"You may have one wish", the genie said.
"Well", said Charles,"I've just killed me mams corgi, any chance you could bring it back to life again?"
"I'm a genie - not a magician" the genie said,"try again - you still have your wish"
Charles ponders for a few moments...."ok, I don't suppose you could make Camilla look a bit more like Diana could you?"
"Lets take another look at that corgi shall we", the genie replied...
