THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
British Constitution
Loquacious Transubstantiation
Passive-Aggressive disorder
Specificity
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
NOPE no more booze for me
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't, no one wants to hear me sing.
You're right; I can't jump over that table.