I am going to differ from the mass opinion here .. I thought Matrix 3 was great. Almost as good as the first one.
The ONLY problem is -- a little bit too much claptrap .. a little bit too little actual explanation. Especially from the blimin' Oracle.
Let me give you an example .. I wouldn't bother going and seeing the Oracle personally -- cos the conversation would go like this ....
Me - 'Hi Oracle .. am I going to get a pay-rise at work?'
Oracle 'You already know the answer to that'
'No I don't -- otherwise I wouldn't have asked you'
'Would you care for some candy?'
'What? Listen women -- leave the bloody cookies alone, I don't want any candy, AM I GOING TO GET A PAY RISE?'
'The question is not "are you going to get a pay rise" .. its 'what exactly IS a payrise'.
'I know what a bloody payrise is you wierd cow'
'You think you do -- who knows .. you might do'
'ITS A BLOODY PAYRISE! STOP ANNOYING ME'
'Is it you that is being annoyed, or is it annoyance that has found you'
'You what? We're going round in circles here love ...'
'Sorry kiddo -- I don't think your ready for your payrise yet .. perhaps your waiting for something ... your credit card statement to get really bad perhaps. But I might just be telling you what you need to hear. But I might not! Oh and by the way, you shouldn't slap a lady'.
'CAN'T YOU SAY A SINGLE ACTUAL FACT ABOUT MY PAYRISE? JEES I'VE HEARD BETTER FROM THE 'FORTUNE TELLERS' ON BRIGHTON PIER YOU INSANE RIDDLING BINT! THAT'S IT .. I'M GONNA SLAP YOU ....'.
