A recent scientific study found that the kind of male face
a woman finds attractive can be different depending on where
she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men
with rugged and masculine features.
And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man
doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep
into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his arse