Joke

[Julia]

THIS IS AN ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659--
>CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
>A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
>opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
>This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
>seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
>laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The
>case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
>what he had to say for himself. The man replied, Well your Honour, it
>was like this: When the lady got on the bus,
I
>couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign
>that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she
>moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the
>swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a
>deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I
>could hardly contain myself. BUT,
>your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said,
>"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it."
>CASE DISMISSED!!"

[Ben302]

[Lyndon]

nice one Julia

[Vanda]

Fab!

[tiranova]