LITTLE BILLY: Mum, what's magig?
MUM: err ask your dad
LITTLE BILLY: Dad, what's magic?
DAD: er go and ask uncle Tony
LITTLE BILLY: Uncle Tony what's magic?
UNCLE TONY: Go and stand facing against the wall and drop your trousers and pants around you ankles and then close your eyes.
[UNCLE TONY goes and stands behind LITTLE BILLY]
UNCLE TONY: can you feel my finger up your bottom LITTLE BILLY
LITTLE BILLY: Yes Uncle Tony
[UNCLE TONY reaching from behind, puts his hand in fort of LITTLE BILLY's face and says]
UNCLE TONY: Open your eyes, thats magic