Airborne All The Way
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the Parachute Regiment. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his
first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his
father to tell him the news.
"So, did you jump?" the father asked.
"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and
the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a
dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"
"Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.
"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one
at a time and throw them out the door."
"Did you jump then?" asked the father.
"I'm getting to that. Everyone else had jumped, and I was the last
man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to
jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my butt."
"So, did you jump?"
"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto
the door and refused to go. Finally the Jump Master called me over
and said 'Boy, are you gonna jump or not?''
I said, `No, sir. I'm too scared.'' So the Jump Master pulled down
his zipper and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches
long and as big around as a baseball bat!
He said, ``Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this
little baby up your ass.''"
"So, did you jump?" asked the father.
"Well, a little, at first."