A farmer wakes up one morning to find all his cows frozen, & not being able to move in the fields. He tries everything to get them moving but nothing worked. He tried blankets, hot water bottles, de-icer, everything. He was just about to give up when he saw an elderly woman walking near by. She gently touched each one of the cows & they began to move & start grazing as normal. The farmer said to the woman "That is fantastic, I've never seen anything like it. Whats your name?" She replied "Thora Herd."
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table.. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet?
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before"
The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!"
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