Have a look at this email I recieved its for warranty and was actually posted on the airlines site.
> Enjoy
>
> McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card
> >
> > During these dark days of Bush's build-up for war, sometimes dark humor
is
> > just the thing!
> >
> > This was posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas Web site by an
> > employee there who obviously has a sense of humor. The company, of
course,
> > does not have a sense of humor, and made the web department take it down
> > immediately (for once, the "IMPORTANT" note at the end is worth a read
> > ***********************************
> >
> > Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order
> > to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out
the
> > warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not
> > required, but the information will help us to develop new products that
> > best meet your needs and desires.
> >
> > 1. Salutation [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_]
> > Comrade [_] Exalted [_] Classified [_] Other
> >
> > First Name: ............................ Initial: ........ Last Name:
> > ...................................
> > Password: ........................ (max. 8 char) Code Name:
> > ..................................................................
> > Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: .....................................
> >
> > 2. Which model of aircraft did you purchase? [_] F-14 Tomcat [_] F-15
> > Eagle [_] F-16 Falcon [_] F-117A Stealth [_] Classified
> >
> > 3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 20......./....... /......
> >
> > 4. Serial Number: ..............................................
> >
> > 5. Please indicate where this product was purchased: [_] Received as
gift
> > / aid package [_] Catalogue / showroom [_] Independent arms broker [_]
> > Mail order [_] Discount store [_] Government surplus [_] Shop-At-Home
> > Network [_] Classified [_] eBay
> >
> > 6. Please indicate how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product
> > you have just purchased: [_] Heard loud noise, looked up [_] Store
display
> > [_] Espionage [_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally [_] Late night
> > cable TV advertising / infomercial [_] Political lobbying by
manufacturer
> > [_] Was attacked by one
> >
> > 7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your
> > decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product: [_] Style /
> > appearance [_] Speed / maneuverability [_] Price / value [_] Comfort /
> > convenience [_] Kickback / bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson [_]
> > McDonnell Douglas reputation [_] Advanced Weapons Systems [_] Backroom
> > politics [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat
> >
> > 8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used: [_]
> > North America [_] Iraq [_] Iraq [_] Aircraft carrier [_] Iraq [_] Europe
> > [_] Iraq [_] Middle East (not Iraq) [_] Iraq [_] Africa [_] Iraq [_]
Asia
> > / Far East [_] Iraq [_] Misc. Third World countries [_] Iraq [_]
> > Classified [_] Iraq
> >
> > 9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to
> > purchase in the near future: [_] Color TV [_] VCR [_] ICBM [_] Killer
> > Satellite [_] CD Player [_] Air-to-Air Missiles [_] Space Shuttle [_]
Home
> > Computer [_] Nuclear Weapon
> >
> > 10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Indicate all
> > that apply) [_] Communist / Socialist [_] Terrorist [_] Crazed [_]
Neutral
> > [_] Democratic [_] Dictatorship [_] Corrupt [_] Primitive / Tribal
> >
> > 11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? [_] Deficit
> > spending [_] Cash [_] Suitcases of cocaine [_] Oil revenues [_] Personal
> > check [_] Credit card [_] Ransom money [_] Traveler's check
> >
> > 12. Your occupation: [_] Homemaker [_] Sales / marketing [_]
Revolutionary
> > [_] Clerical [_] Mercenary [_] Tyrant [_] Middle management [_]
Eccentric
> > billionaire [_] Defense Minister / General [_] Retired [_] Student
> >
> > 13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the
> > interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
participating
> > on a regular basis: [_] Golf [_] Boating / sailing [_] Sabotage [_]
> > Running / jogging [_] Propaganda / misinformation [_] Destabilization /
> > overthrow [_] Default on loans [_] Gardening [_] Crafts [_] Black market
/
> > smuggling [_] Collectibles / collections [_] Watching sports on TV [_]
> > Wines [_] Interrogation / torture [_] Household pets [_] Crushing
> > rebellions [_] Espionage / reconnaissance [_] Fashion clothing [_]
Border
> > disputes [_] Mutually Assured Destruction
> >
> > Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
answers
> > will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve
you
> > better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and
> > special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and
> > mysterious consortia. As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will
> > be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder
Sweepstakes!
> >
> >
> > Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:
> >
> > McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Marketing Department Military, Aerospace
> > Division
> >
> > IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual
> > addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is
confidential
> > privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low
> > self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs. If you
are
> > not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying
of
> > this email is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and
> > constitutes an irritating social faux pas.
> >
> > Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context
> > somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or no
> > grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the
> > transmission of this email, although the kelpie next door is living on
> > borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear
of
> > the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message
> > revealed by reading this backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice
from
> > Microsoft.
> >
> > However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your
> > computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you
> > have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg
whites,
> > whisk, and place in a warm oven for 40 minutes.
> >
> >
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