Wot a day

Sara · Post by **Sara** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:06 pm

My day started of pretty bad today, due to the roadworks on the M6 I sat for an hour in the road works, Arrived at work with minutes to spare, no coffee. Sorted out a load of mess, had a very bad two hour meeting, went out for lunch got lost, arrived back at work wishing I had never been out. Afternoon did not get any better, finished work late. It's Thursday,bought nice thingsin the staff sale. Serious bargins

Get in car at 6.00pm still sunny roof down, moves approx 50 yards something is not right. Stop car in a very unpractable space near exit from carpark. Flat Tyre. :rolleyes: It was going to happens ooner or later not had one in 15 years motoring. office hunk came to my rescue, helped me change the tyre, a bit like the blind leading the bling, but a huge relief, he helped. Waved him off at 6.15pm put spare in the boot and shut it. Yep dizzy left the keys in the boot. Sat there for 2 and half hours, I was in a hurry home as I wanted to make a bid on ebay tonight that finished just after 7, spent 45 mins on mobile talking to my computer illiterate father who has only logged onto the internet once and got bored. How to makebid on ebay without broaband, very slow, very long. My luck is turning won the bid and the AA arrived with 10 minutes of each other. My luck stopped there, the only thing they could do was break the lock and risk damaging the paint work

. Would I sign a disclaimer to say I would not persue any claim against the AA for charges.

did not sign thanked the AA man and sent him on his way and waited for David to come to the rescue. Arrived not long after 8.00pm, pretty good as I left wotk at 5.15pm and did not get home till approx 8.30 having only travelled 19 miles. So excuse my bad spelling and punctuation, I have now had two glasses of wine.

Tomorrow is another day and can only get better, except I need anew tyre, what can I expect to pay :rolleyes:

Sara

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:10 pm

:O

Oh no!!! You'll wake up tomorrow and think it's all quite funny!! Which it kind of is.. as long as you don't hit me if we ever meet!!!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:14 pm

If the keys were in the boot why not just press the button & open it? how do you lock keys in the boot? (unless you push the door pin down that is)

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Sara · Post by **Sara** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:18 pm

I tought that too, I had not looked the car since entering the book, but could not get back into the boot

It is a peugeot though

Sara

Aimee · Post by **Aimee** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:24 pm

Crikey Sara, you really have had an awful afternoon! It can only get better

On the key front... I got locked in my house monday morning, so running late for a 9am meeting I was scrambling out of my lounge window in a skirt & high heels (it wasn't a pretty sight!!!) :rolleyes:

Sara · Post by **Sara** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:28 pm

Crikey Sara, you really have had an awful afternoon! It can only get better

On the key front... I got locked in my house monday morning, so running late for a 9am meeting I was scrambling out of my lounge window in a skirt & high heels (it wasn't a pretty sight!!!) :rolleyes:

Thanks for that Aimee I can laugh now, now three glasses of wine later. Your legs are famous on this forum thanks to the karting meet. Some of the guys may disagree and would like to watch

Sara

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 1:58 am

Crikey Sara, you really have had an awful afternoon! It can only get better

On the key front... I got locked in my house monday morning, so running late for a 9am meeting I was scrambling out of my lounge window in a skirt & high heels (it wasn't a pretty sight!!!) :rolleyes:

What do you mean not a pretty sight?
Maybe we should ask your neighbour that question also?

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 2:13 am

yeah - we want the phota - WE will decide if its a pretty sight or not!

CB · Post by CB » Fri Jun 27, 2003 8:50 am

I tought that too, I had not looked the car since entering the book

Sara

wow! it doesn't take too much wine for you to lose the power of speech Sara!

Maybe you and Mr Awol should log in together late at night and have drunken conversations, then in the morning, we can try and work out what you were both on about!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 8:53 am

Well as of last night i think someone else should get stick for being out of their tree! Wonder if our mystery p**s head will admit publicly to not realising red square had alcohol in it!

CB · Post by CB » Fri Jun 27, 2003 8:55 am

Who?

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Aimee · Post by **Aimee** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 10:55 am

Someone is going to have a bad head this morning!!!!!

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 11:03 am

Well I know it wasn't me! I was a good girl lastnight and was chucking a baseball about rather than chucking my guts up!

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 11:40 am

Here is something to make you smile!
Anyway... its F F F F FRIDAY!!!!!!

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to
Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road,
they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop
for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room,
but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get
back on the road. When they check out four hours later,
the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is
so high.He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel,
the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate,
the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the
man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-
sized pool and a huge conference center that were
available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them", the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain they could have taken in
one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.
"The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood
and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows,"
complains the man again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions,
the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up
and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to
the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
"But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100."

"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for
sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."

CB · Post by CB » Fri Jun 27, 2003 4:15 pm

I like a joke i read in this months FHM...

Two men are talking...."So how's your sex-life Bob"?
"Nothing special - I'm having Social Security sex"
Social Security sex, whats that"?
"I get a little each month, but not nearly enough to live on"