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Julia
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Post by Julia »

How true is this about men!!!?

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She
was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as
often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious
that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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MattB
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Post by MattB »

I must be ahead of my time - i realised that years ago!
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CB
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Post by CB »

I didn't think Julia had sussed me out this quickly :oops:
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tiranova
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Post by tiranova »

I didn't think Julia had sussed me out this quickly :oops:
Its a job that only takes seconds, men think they are so complex ................. well heres news for you guys you aint! :rolleyes:
Liz


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Sara
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Post by Sara »

I have has such a bad day today, right up to 5.00pm I did not think it could get any worse, it got too bad. That has made me laugh again. :rotfl: Thanks Julia, brought a smile back to my face

Sara
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Mr_AWOL
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Location: Dover, Kent

Post by Mr_AWOL »

I didn't think Julia had sussed me out this quickly :oops:
Which category are you placing Julia in then CB? ;)
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Michelle
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Post by Michelle »

Men are such simple creatures!!! :lol:
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