Uhoh
Looks like CBs ramblings have had their effect on me.
A FEW OF LIFE'S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
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> Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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> Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
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> Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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> Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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> Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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> Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?>
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> Why is a boxing ring square?
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> Why use a word like dyslexia to describe people who have no chance of
> spelling
> it?
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> Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
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> Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an
> address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid is
> made
> with real lemons?
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> Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
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> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
> rush hour?
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> Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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>
> Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material as the little
> indestructible black box?
>
> If you lip read into a mirror, does it come out backwards?
(Sorry if some of these were mentioned before. I never actually bothered reading them)
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Why use a word like dyslexia to describe people who have no chance of
spelling it ...
actually most dyslexic's find spelling long words is a doddle and it's easier phonetically
it's the short ones that are the problem and the d's and b's issue. bloody annoying when you ask someone to deb
spelling it ...
actually most dyslexic's find spelling long words is a doddle and it's easier phonetically
it's the short ones that are the problem and the d's and b's issue. bloody annoying when you ask someone to deb Angry Paul !
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A FEW OF LIFE'S ANSWERED QUESTIONS!!
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
To try and stop the maggots getting in.
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Yeah alright I concede this one.
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
I did it!!!! (Had to concentrate really hard though!)
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
It does if you leave the lid off.
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
It's probably non PC to call them psychics!
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
It's non as long as antidisestablishmentaerinism.
Why is a boxing ring square?
It's more octaganol as they have those little corner bits cut out, but I see your point!
Why use a word like dyslexia to describe people who have no chance of
spelling it?
Yeah it's all in the phonics as stated above.
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Snop drops too, small white flowers!
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Do you?!
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid is
made with real lemons?
Depends if you buy that non artificial flavouring lemon juice!
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Because the watch would feel like a freak if it was known as the third hand.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Good Point.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Let's make one up.
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material as the little
indestructible black box?
Because that would make in flight meals even more difficult to eat.
If you lip read into a mirror, does it come out backwards?
Symmetry.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
To try and stop the maggots getting in.
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Yeah alright I concede this one.
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
I did it!!!! (Had to concentrate really hard though!)
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
It does if you leave the lid off.
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
It's probably non PC to call them psychics!
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
It's non as long as antidisestablishmentaerinism.
Why is a boxing ring square?
It's more octaganol as they have those little corner bits cut out, but I see your point!
Why use a word like dyslexia to describe people who have no chance of
spelling it?
Yeah it's all in the phonics as stated above.
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Snop drops too, small white flowers!
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Do you?!
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid is
made with real lemons?
Depends if you buy that non artificial flavouring lemon juice!
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Because the watch would feel like a freak if it was known as the third hand.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Good Point.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Let's make one up.
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material as the little
indestructible black box?
Because that would make in flight meals even more difficult to eat.
If you lip read into a mirror, does it come out backwards?
Symmetry.
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