saddam is in one of his palaces when his son walks in.
his son starts emptying a pocket of his trousers and pulls out some bananna and some apples
saddam looks on perplexed as his son starts to empty fairy liquid and washing powder from the other ...
where have you been he asks
i've been shopping dad replies his son ..
but why is it in your pockets?
to which his son replies ...
no bagdad
