Useless information Part 33.....

symisun · Post by **symisun** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 10:50 pm

Bored on Friday evening, so thought I would share some of my wisdom with you discerning Peugeot owners....

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Annually more people are killed by donkeys than by plane craashes.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If Barbie were life size her vital statistics would be 39-23-33, she would stand 7'2" tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human (and she wouldn't fit in a CC - sorry lads!!).

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Banging your head against a wall uses up 150 calories an hour.

And last but not least.....

If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat a single cup of coffee.

......Sorry! I'll go now......

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 1:04 am

......Sorry! I'll go now......

good

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 1:22 am

......Sorry! I'll go now......
good

Welcome to the friendly world of pug206cc.co.uk eh? :rolleyes:

FINALLY GOT TO USE THE EYE ROLLING SMILEY!!! Oh happy days!

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 1:30 am

i think the

would suggest i was joking

lighten up :rolleyes:

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 7:49 am

Derek-I guess your humours just a little bit too dry and subtle

Robbie.

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 10:09 am

No - Derek was just being a little over sensitive a think - of course i knew he was joking, and i thought it would have been fairly obvious that i was too?

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 12:03 pm

u never know sometimes

symisun · Post by **symisun** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 12:33 pm

Its Ok Derek, I knew you meant it!!

I'll just read everyone else's post in future and won't dare to try and take part in conversations. I know my place...........yep.....back in my CC with the roof down in the sunshine.....

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 10:11 pm

u never know sometimes

What is happening to the forum over the last two days mate? everyone seems WELL edgy (myself included at times)

From now on, if any of my posts can be taken as either:
a) Offensive, or
b) Non offensive
Then i would prefer it that everyone assumed that i meant the non-offensive way

Unless i use a hell of a lot of censored emoticons and call that person a coconut (im sure everyone remembers the coconut joke)

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 10:23 pm

i've no idea what is wrong with us all :rolleyes:

i haven't had the best of weeks but nothing new there

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 10:25 pm

Its Ok Derek, I knew you meant it!!

I'll just read everyone else's post in future and won't dare to try and take part in conversations. I know my place...........yep.....back in my CC with the roof down in the sunshine.....

honestly, i never meant it

i wish i could copy the last bit of your post ..... i had my roof down coz it was sunny but being scotland it was still only 6C so i was still freezing

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 10:34 pm

I keep putting the roof down soon as i get in the car, coz the temp thing says 14/15c and it is sunny outside - i think hey, lets bask in it!

Problem is my garage is underneath my house, and the houses are staggered so next doors living room is next to my garage. All in all my garage seems to be MUCH warmer than it is when i take the car out the garage (8c today)

Problem is, even if it is much colder than today, im not gonna back down in front of the neighbours, so i have to just grin and bear it (at least until i get down the road)

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:36 pm

i know what u mean - take the pain and make the neighbours jealous

my problem is my driveway faces the sun as i remember going out some days last year and it being about 18C and then driving down the road to see it drop to 10C :rolleyes:

symisun · Post by **symisun** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:48 pm

Saw a bloke today getting into his cabriolet (not a CC), and he had big woolly hat on, thick scarf wrapped all round his neck and up to his mouth, and gloves, and I just thought "you big Wuss!!"

I drove my car all round town today with roof down and sunglasses on (OK so the windows were up and the heating was on full pelt but it was still brilliant) - how long til Summer??

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 1:57 am

Same here - roof down all day, side windows up most of the time and heaters up to the max! I must admit though it was a little cold today coz i left the house without my jacket so i only had a T shirt on