Loopy Chicken Pants!!

Burge · Post by **Burge** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 2:19 pm

When you do the following you end up with a new name. Mine is now

"Loopy Chicken Pants"

What are yours???

Burge

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4
>times a day...no wonder we're so unhappy... What's
>your new name?
>
> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
>you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is
>your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new
>name.
>
> The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
>"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
>Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces
>everyone to assume new names...
>
> Use the third letter of your first name to
>determine your new first name:
>a = poopsie
>b = lumpy
>c = buttercup
>d = gidget
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = fluffy
>h = cheeseball
>i = chim-chim
>j = stinky
>k = flunky
>l = boobie
>m = pinky
>n = zippy
>o = goober
>p = doofus
>q = slimy
>r = loopy
>s = snotty
>t = tulefel
>u = dorkey
>v = squeezit
>w = oprah
>x = skipper
>y = dinky
>z = zsa-zsa
>
>

Use the second letter of your last name to
>determine the first half of your new last name:
>
>a = apple
>b = toilet
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = girdle
>f = barf
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = cootie
>j = monkey
>k = potty
>l = liver
>m = banana
>n = rhino
>o = bubble
>p = hamster
>q = toad
>r = gizzard
>s = pizza
>t = gerbil
>u = chicken
>v = pickle
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = gorilla
>z = stinker
>
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to
>determine the second half of your new last name:
>a = head
>b = mouth
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = tush
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = butt
>l = brain
>m = tushie
>n = chunks
>o = hiney
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = buns
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = brains
>z = juice
> For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
>Chickenshorts.
>

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 2:25 pm

Alex LS · Post by **Alex LS** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 3:58 pm

Depending on whether I use my actual first name or the name I actually use, I'm either Buttercup Cootieshorts or Crusty Cootieshorts...

By the way. What happens if your surname is, for example, Cox?

Emma206 · Post by **Emma206** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 4:23 pm

I'm "Pinky Liver Buns" !!!!!!!!!

CB · Post by CB » Fri Feb 14, 2003 4:30 pm

Crusty Apple Chunks

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 4:36 pm

gidget wafflelips

col · Post by **col** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 4:40 pm

Sorry but there is a flaw in this game.....My surname only has 2 letters so i can't play.....Otherwise i'm a boobies bubble

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 5:48 pm

I'm a dorky cottiebiscuit apparently

wheel repair it · Post by **wheel repair it** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 6:15 pm

Im to busy thinking about emmas buns to play this game

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 6:29 pm

pinky rhinochunks

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:04 pm

Dorky Chickenbuns

Post by **Lyndon** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:22 pm

zippy applebrain

Alex LS · Post by **Alex LS** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:38 pm

pinky rhinochunks

How do you get that from "Erm"?

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:39 pm

wishful thinking!

Cotswolds · Post by **Cotswolds** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 10:33 pm

Zippy Bobblechunks...