self abuse ....

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Mon Dec 30, 2002 5:57 pm

I was sooo bored I've just put my finger under the staple to see what happens when you press it ... OUCHY I now have a stapled finger ................................ OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ... now i don't.

please someone else tell me they do stoopid things when bored too !

TheMinel · Post by **TheMinel** » Mon Dec 30, 2002 6:01 pm

hmmmmm sorry!

Justin · Post by **Justin** » Mon Dec 30, 2002 6:03 pm

I now have a stabled finger

Don't you get fed up of getting up early to feed it and muck it out?

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Mon Dec 30, 2002 7:39 pm

don;t nkow what you mean

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Dec 30, 2002 8:44 pm

I was sooo bored I've just put my finger under the staple to see what happens when you press it ... OUCHY I now have a stapled finger ................................ OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ... now i don't.

please someone else tell me they do stoopid things when bored too !

Owwwwch! Almost as predictable as when you were five an put your fingers on the iron.....sizzzzzzle

Post by **Lyndon** » Mon Dec 30, 2002 8:54 pm

when i was younger i swung on a towel that was pegged on the washing line, you can guess what happened next......................swung 4 about a second the pegs flew off and i cracked me head on the concrete slabs

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Mon Dec 30, 2002 8:55 pm

the stapler thing is more fun cause u get to feel the metal scrape against ur bone and then when u take it out the blood forms perfect round drops

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 12:06 am

when i was younger i swung on a towel that was pegged on the washing line, you can guess what happened next......................swung 4 about a second the pegs flew off and i cracked me head on the concrete slabs

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 12:38 am

Tried racing a car on my 'Chopper' in my younger years.

On the downhill bit I was heading towards a road so slammed the brakes on. Not realising the physics of a Chopper at approx 20mph braking suddenly with its smaller front wheel, I was propelled at a decent speed thru the air and into the aforementioned road, landing front teeth first!

OWWWW!

Thank god for dentists!

stephen T · Post by **stephen T** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 12:55 am

i stapled my finger when i was a kid. remember doing it in the spamspam. u know u get a few memory's form when u were young, well that was 1 of mine. lol

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 5:16 am

Tried racing a car on my 'Chopper' in my younger years.

OWWWW!

dunno whats more shocking, the first or second explanatory paragraph.

Robbie.

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 9:55 am

Phnaar Phnaar as Finbar used to say!

NOT that Chopper!

Justin · Post by **Justin** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 10:32 am

the stapler thing is more fun cause u get to feel the metal scrape against ur bone and then when u take it out the blood forms perfect round drops

You may want to consider taking a break from Resident Evil Erm.

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 11:31 am

naaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh me love gory stuff

go on try stapling ya finger its a weird feeling when the metal scrapes against ya bone

Justin · Post by **Justin** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 11:50 am

naaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh me love gory stuff

go on try stapling ya finger its a weird feeling when the metal scrapes against ya bone

I ended up in casualty on my birthday a couple of years ago with my big toe nail hanging off. I'd wrapped my foot in a carrier bag to stop me bleeding all over the place; it looked like a bag of steak by the time I was seen to.

My wife threw up into one of those cardboard bed pan things when I took the bag off. :rolleyes: The doctor wanted to give me a local so he could remove the toenail, but I don't like needles so I made him remove it without anaesthetic.

As you'll probably appreciate, I'm in no rush to go back to casualty, so forgive me if I just take your word for the stapler thing.