Words women use..allegedly!

Alig · Post by **Alig** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:48 pm

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

RickJAndrsn · Post by **RickJAndrsn** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:10 pm

Nice one....

I love that word "allegedly"... As Ian Hislop said on "Have I Got News For You", its very important to use, as it stops you getting sued for libel..... Allegedly....

Rick

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:03 pm

Or one of mine...... OF COURSE

Really means I don't bloody think so!

Alig · Post by **Alig** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:00 pm

Or one of mine...... OF COURSE

Really means I don't bloody think so!

With 'DEAR' on the end = 'In your dreams, mate'

ukdy · Post by **ukdy** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:29 am

Don't forget that whenever a woman says "No".... she really means "Yes"

lol

VickyRachel · Post by **VickyRachel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:19 am

I'm sorry to dissapoint you Dom but when a woman says No...........she usually means No!

ukdy · Post by **ukdy** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:22 am

I'm sorry to dissapoint you Dom but when a woman says No...........she usually means No!

I've only ever heard a woman say 'no' once.... and she instantly changed her mind to 'yes' after realising what she'd said

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:50 pm

What like "No I don't think you're wrong"

Oh hang on "Yes I do"?!!!!

ukdy · Post by **ukdy** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:17 am

not quite... i think you know where i'm coming from !!

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 7:09 pm

Moi?!!!!

VickyRachel · Post by **VickyRachel** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 8:30 am

I do!!

ukdy · Post by **ukdy** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:13 am

I do!!

well it's glad to see you understand me..... i guess the older generation aren't with it!!

Alig · Post by **Alig** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 12:17 pm

oi oi oi...yee of the Dy's Days Out coach loads for the over 60's! he he

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 1:59 pm

I do!!
well it's glad to see you understand me..... i guess the older generation aren't with it!!

I'm only twenty flippin seven you cheeky sod!!!!

ukdy · Post by **ukdy** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:18 pm

I do!!
well it's glad to see you understand me..... i guess the older generation aren't with it!!
I'm only twenty flippin seven you cheeky sod!!!!