Anti Bloke Jokes.......

nonsense and other stuff - Don't enter if easily offended !!!!!
CoolChick
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Location: Rutland

Post by CoolChick »

Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the sh!t out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they
are.

Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually
head right for your hips.

Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2
off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to
mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Over to you boys :D
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Alig
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Post by Alig »

I would find it even funnier if I hadn't had big falling out with other half last night...now I've just gone into agreement with all those statements and wonder why I bother :?

Personal share over. :|
Ali G

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RickJAndrsn
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Post by RickJAndrsn »

As with everything, there are exceptions to the rule......

(I bravely state as I await the barrage of messages to the contrary..........)

Rick
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tiranova
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Post by tiranova »

Absolutely spot on! :yes:
Liz


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