Bad Joke

Frosty · Post by **Frosty** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 10:17 pm

Michael Jackson said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some
entertainment, what shall we do?".
To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been
in trouble for that before"

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears
any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no
choice but to make him a priest.

dave · Post by **dave** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 8:39 pm

edited - was too bad even for the monkey forum

Lyndon

Ben302 · Post by **Ben302** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 9:34 pm

Santa Barbara police have just announced that they've searched Michael Jacksons's Neverland estate for drugs. They found Class A in the Attic, Class B in the Bathroom, Class C in the spamspam and Class 4d in the Bedroom

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 1:15 am

Edited - your reply to dave's bad joke.

Lyndon

Huu · Post by **Huu** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 7:26 am

This one happened at a major Australian University in October last year in a biology lecture.
A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.
A young female, raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in the male semen as in sugar?'
'That s correct.' Responded the professor, going on to add some statistical data.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?'
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing.
The poor girl turned bright red and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said.
Totally straight faced, he answered her question.
'IT DOESN'T TASTE SWEET BECAUSE THE TASTE-BUDS FOR SWEETNESS ARE ON THE TIP
OF YOUR TONGUE AND NOT IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT.'

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:37 pm

Edited - your reply to dave's bad joke.

Lyndon

WOOPS! Have I been a naughty girl? I dont even remember the bad joke or my reply!

Post by **Lyndon** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:39 pm

best way

(the 'joke' was something to do with rape !!!!!)

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:46 pm

best way

(the 'joke' was something to do with rape !!!!!)

How come your spinney thing says you are a moderator and not site admin any more? I dont like it, you are the admin after all!

Post by **Lyndon** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:24 pm

er it's a slight glitch, will be sorted hopefully b4 xmas but then again it is me so may be next christmas

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 11:54 pm

Thats better!

Huu · Post by **Huu** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 4:45 am

For all those men who say,

"why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".

Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?

Because women realise its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a

little sausage.