Bad Joke

Nobby · Post by **Nobby** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 8:38 pm

A little girl saw two dogs shagging on the field and asked what they doing.
Her mother said they were baking cakes.

Little girl: You and daddy were baking cakes last night, werent you.

Mum: How do you know

Little Girl: Cos I licked the icing off the sofa.........

Ben302 · Post by **Ben302** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:00 pm

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 12:13 pm

Eugh!

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:26 pm

Riss · Post by **Riss** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 3:53 pm

omg thats gross

Huu · Post by **Huu** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:47 am

I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office. I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am. I had just packed every one off to school and it was 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said, "My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't respond.

The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normally- some shopping, cleaning, and evening meal, etc. At 8:30 that evening, my 14-year-old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance when she called down from the bathroom, "MOM, where is my washcloth?"

I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She yelled back "No! I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."

Esselle · Post by **Esselle** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:17 am

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:36 pm

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:02 am

CB · Post by CB » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:41 am

My mate got stood up by his girlfriend tonight...when he rang her to demand an explanation she told him that she no longer wanted to see him because she had heard he was a paedophile...

"PAEDOPHILE"!! he screamed..."Thats a big word for a 9 year old"!

Sorry.

Huu · Post by **Huu** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 2:38 pm

A man is like a pack of cards.
You need a Heart to love him,
a Diamond to marry him,
a Club to smash his head in
and a Spade to bury the b@$t@rd.

britboy · Post by **britboy** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 2:55 pm

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:12 pm

A man is like a pack of cards.
You need a Heart to love him,
a Diamond to marry him,
a Club to smash his head in
and a Spade to bury the b@$t@rd.

dave · Post by **dave** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:38 pm

Whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne waits till your 13 before it comes on your face.

dave · Post by **dave** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:39 pm

Whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne waits till your 13 before it comes on your face.