Life's Like That!

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 3:03 am

The only turd in the park finds its way onto the sole of your shoe.

You always pick the fork in the self service restaurant with the last customers food still on it.

You can never pick out a hanger from the wardrobe without several others hanging on.

You decide to park your new car at the other end of the supermarket car park. Some banger always parks next to you.

It parks so close you have to enter the passenger side to drive away.

Your new car always gets knocked/scratched/stolen within a week of owning it.

You pick a stall at the end of several deserted loo cubicles, the local vindaloo king always chooses the cubicle next to yours.

You sit on the bus for the first time in seven years. The local tramp decides to sit next to you, and pass water.

You can't remember the time of the local train but its always pulling out when you reach the station.

You never have a 20 pence piece for a public loo.

You follow others jumping over the loo pay barrier but only you get caught.

Your shopping trolly behaves impeccably until half full when it develops a mind of its own.

The supermarket arse who inadvertantly nicks your trolly always leaves it on the other side of the store.

There's always a problem with the person in front at a checkout queue.

The checkout till roll needs replacing when its your turn.

People point out you have eleven items at a 10 item only checkout.

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:19 pm

I can relate to most of those! :rolleyes:

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:31 pm

You sit on the bus for the first time in seven years. The local tramp decides to sit next to you, and pass water.

Yuk yuk yuk, that's just reminded me of a supposedly romantic trip to Paris...... first night there got on the Metro sat opposite a tramp who decided to piss himself, his light blue trousers became darker in the crotch region and then it trickled down his leg onto the floor. The motion of the train had his piss running up and down the carraige, we turned it into a game and started taking bets on whether it would soak one womans handbag or a kids rucksack first!

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:07 am

charlieannear · Post by **charlieannear** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:08 am

Good grief, no wonder the kids these days are the way they are- look at the educators!

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:25 pm

Yeah but you'd hate it if I were boring!

charlieannear · Post by **charlieannear** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:34 pm

:yes: