There really are some strange people living on our planet...
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CB
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Here are some of my faves:
"when i'm out i cant stop myself from hiding or ****ing up anything I see with a manchester united logo on it. If it's magazines I'll cover them over with others so they can't be seen. Same goes for videos too. If it's clothing, I often try to burn it "accidently" with a cigarette. I even withheld video footage of some youths smashing up a car because it had one of their badges stuck in the window. I really do hate the red bastards.... "
"Whenever I listen to a song by Robbie Williams or Elton John, I feel like killing everyone around me. "
"I was dating this girl who was a virgin and she vowed not to have sex until she was married. I told her that if I stuck it in only half-way that it wasn't sex. She agreed. Dummy. "
"I like to eat meat ( i am hindu) "
"I have fallen in love with a man i met on a forum but i think he might be a dwarf "
***IS THIS ANYONE HERE!!??!!!***
and finally (for now!)
"I became a gymnast for 3 years becuase I wanted to be able to suck my own penis. I ended up being a state champion for my age group. "
"when i'm out i cant stop myself from hiding or ****ing up anything I see with a manchester united logo on it. If it's magazines I'll cover them over with others so they can't be seen. Same goes for videos too. If it's clothing, I often try to burn it "accidently" with a cigarette. I even withheld video footage of some youths smashing up a car because it had one of their badges stuck in the window. I really do hate the red bastards.... "
"Whenever I listen to a song by Robbie Williams or Elton John, I feel like killing everyone around me. "
"I was dating this girl who was a virgin and she vowed not to have sex until she was married. I told her that if I stuck it in only half-way that it wasn't sex. She agreed. Dummy. "
"I like to eat meat ( i am hindu) "
"I have fallen in love with a man i met on a forum but i think he might be a dwarf "
***IS THIS ANYONE HERE!!??!!!***
and finally (for now!)
"I became a gymnast for 3 years becuase I wanted to be able to suck my own penis. I ended up being a state champion for my age group. "
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RTF
- Posts: 581
- Joined: Fri Mar 21, 2003 12:07 pm
- Location: The Netherlands
What about these:
"I clean the shower with my flatmates toothbrush."
"I stole my downstairs neighbor's panties out of the laundry room and jizzed in them. I stuffed them in a box and put it in the trash, but my girlfriend picked the box out in order to recycle it, and found the panties.
I told her I got them accidentally, and I didn't know what to do so I just threw them away. I don't think she noticed they were crusty because she didn't mention it again."
"I love my g/f to death but i hope she dies for the way she has treated me."
"I throw up my meals for attention"
"I secretly wish my boyfriend's pe*is was bigger."
"I'm not quite sure if I'm an idiot, or if it's that I just pay little or no attention to detail. Sometimes I just feel so stupid, and I think others feel that way about me too. But at least I can be funny."
"I clean the shower with my flatmates toothbrush."
"I stole my downstairs neighbor's panties out of the laundry room and jizzed in them. I stuffed them in a box and put it in the trash, but my girlfriend picked the box out in order to recycle it, and found the panties.
I told her I got them accidentally, and I didn't know what to do so I just threw them away. I don't think she noticed they were crusty because she didn't mention it again."
"I love my g/f to death but i hope she dies for the way she has treated me."
"I throw up my meals for attention"
"I secretly wish my boyfriend's pe*is was bigger."
"I'm not quite sure if I'm an idiot, or if it's that I just pay little or no attention to detail. Sometimes I just feel so stupid, and I think others feel that way about me too. But at least I can be funny."
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ICE DOCTOR
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- Location: South Africa
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Huu
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- Location: Sydney AU
No? Really? 
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CB
- Posts: 4312
- Joined: Mon Apr 08, 2002 1:00 am
- Location: Classified
Ok...to save you trawling through this site (it IS worth it though!!) here are a few more "gems":
"I have a raging heroin habbit that I cant kick. I wish I could but I cant. I got my little sis doing it too. "
"i once stuck the handle part of a toothbrush up my ass. just to see what it felt like.
it felt weird."
"I tell people I don't like South African rugby, but I can't get enough of them in my fantasy Rugby World Cup team."
"i am a big fat pig and i eat eat eat - i may die"
"I have an undying crush on a certain 51 year old football mangager, but I'm only 13!"
"I masturbate with my boyfriend's electric toothbrush while he's at work. And I don't rinse it afterwards"
"I starve myself during the day so that I can drink more beer and wine in the evening. I hate the idea of getting fat, but I'm totally addicted to alcohol."
"when i was younger i would eat my bogies a lot. i forced myself to stop, but sometimes i still do it. i think its mostly laziness."
"I shared a flat with 8 guys at uni but they kept using up all the milk that I purchased, day after day after day.
so then i started to wank into the milk- which they drank.
did this for 8 months then I told them..it was great."
"I recently moved to Germany, when I think no-one is watching me I goose march in public places."
"My cyber friends on a music chatboard all despise Phil Collins and I agree with them even though I secretly love Throwing It All Away from the Invisible Touch album."
"I am arranging my brother's stag weekend and he has no idea how much trouble he is in. He thinks he is safe just because he is a big bastard but I have arranged for 20 strippers to tie him down and pluck his arse hair."
"I once wrote 666 repeatedly on gravestones with my urine while screaming "I am Satan". I feel quite bad about it now."
"i once drank beer and pissed in pint glasses because i couldn't be ****ed to get up off the sofa, when i ran out of beer i just drank the piss"
"I once had a pet caterpiller. I gave it a name but I didn't want it to become a butterfly so I killed it. every year on the same day I have to kill a butterfly now or I know I'll die. "
"It didn't occur to me to trim my pubic hair until I was 32.
I wish I'd thought of it earlier, I feel embarrassed when I think of the big sprawling muff of my youth. None of my boyfriends ever mentioned it, though, so maybe it wasn't too bad. "
CB
"I have a raging heroin habbit that I cant kick. I wish I could but I cant. I got my little sis doing it too. "
"i once stuck the handle part of a toothbrush up my ass. just to see what it felt like.
it felt weird."
"I tell people I don't like South African rugby, but I can't get enough of them in my fantasy Rugby World Cup team."
"i am a big fat pig and i eat eat eat - i may die"
"I have an undying crush on a certain 51 year old football mangager, but I'm only 13!"
"I masturbate with my boyfriend's electric toothbrush while he's at work. And I don't rinse it afterwards"
"I starve myself during the day so that I can drink more beer and wine in the evening. I hate the idea of getting fat, but I'm totally addicted to alcohol."
"when i was younger i would eat my bogies a lot. i forced myself to stop, but sometimes i still do it. i think its mostly laziness."
"I shared a flat with 8 guys at uni but they kept using up all the milk that I purchased, day after day after day.
so then i started to wank into the milk- which they drank.
did this for 8 months then I told them..it was great."
"I recently moved to Germany, when I think no-one is watching me I goose march in public places."
"My cyber friends on a music chatboard all despise Phil Collins and I agree with them even though I secretly love Throwing It All Away from the Invisible Touch album."
"I am arranging my brother's stag weekend and he has no idea how much trouble he is in. He thinks he is safe just because he is a big bastard but I have arranged for 20 strippers to tie him down and pluck his arse hair."
"I once wrote 666 repeatedly on gravestones with my urine while screaming "I am Satan". I feel quite bad about it now."
"i once drank beer and pissed in pint glasses because i couldn't be ****ed to get up off the sofa, when i ran out of beer i just drank the piss"
"I once had a pet caterpiller. I gave it a name but I didn't want it to become a butterfly so I killed it. every year on the same day I have to kill a butterfly now or I know I'll die. "
"It didn't occur to me to trim my pubic hair until I was 32.
I wish I'd thought of it earlier, I feel embarrassed when I think of the big sprawling muff of my youth. None of my boyfriends ever mentioned it, though, so maybe it wasn't too bad. "
CB
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tiranova
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- Location: Bristol, UK
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Vanda
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charlieannear
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- Location: Poole, Dorset (Cornish abroad)
I had another look at this site today. Some great new stuff including:
"I once had sex (briefly) with a stick shift to impress a high school boyfriend. Why?"
"I lead a dull unsatisfying life. I spend all my money on lego and still live with my folks despite having a good job.
Everyone at works hates me, then call me an oxbridge twat, and laugh at my lego collection."
"Im just about to loose my virginity to a more experienced girl, but im so worried she will laugh at my tiny penis, even when aroused its barely 3 inches long, i cry myself to sleep at nite its so small, i feel like shaving my ginger hair off and selling my skateboard."
"I am a male teacher and I jerked off the other day wearing a pair of frilly silk knickers thinking about one of the female teachers I work with."
"Sometimes I think I could do a good job as a fascist dictator forging a master race."
"I once had sex (briefly) with a stick shift to impress a high school boyfriend. Why?"
"I lead a dull unsatisfying life. I spend all my money on lego and still live with my folks despite having a good job.
Everyone at works hates me, then call me an oxbridge twat, and laugh at my lego collection."
"Im just about to loose my virginity to a more experienced girl, but im so worried she will laugh at my tiny penis, even when aroused its barely 3 inches long, i cry myself to sleep at nite its so small, i feel like shaving my ginger hair off and selling my skateboard."
"I am a male teacher and I jerked off the other day wearing a pair of frilly silk knickers thinking about one of the female teachers I work with."
"Sometimes I think I could do a good job as a fascist dictator forging a master race."
Just because you're paranoid, it don't mean they're not after you.
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