Seven Dwarfs

[Ben302]

> The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, because they have requested an
> audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see
> the Pope. - Dopey leads the pack.
>
> "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks,
> "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
>
> The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment
> and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
>
> In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns
> around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back,
>
> "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
>
> The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
>
> "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
>
> This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,
> Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns
> back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns any
> where in the world?"
>
> After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my
> son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
>
> The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding
> the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting...
>
> "Dopey sh*gged a penguin!"
>
> "Dopey sh*gged a penguin!"

[Lyndon]

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