If you could be any animal what would you be and why?

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 8:41 pm

Can't you tell I'm ill and bored!

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 8:59 pm

I'd be a tiger, coz they are so majestic!

You didnt say what your choice would be Vanda

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 9:14 pm

Okay, I'd be the cat from the old Bacardi Breezer ads......go out on the tiles and party all night and then just get stroked and looked after all day! (Not by some old woman though!)

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 9:20 pm

Ooooh no! changed my mind........

I'd be Robbie's dog!!!!

My reason? Read it quick before Lyndon censors me.....

Don't dogs automatically go and sniff crotches?!!!!

or if not I'd settle for Robbie stroking me all day

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 9:48 pm

Ooooh no! changed my mind........

I'd be Robbie's dog!!!!

My reason? Read it quick before Lyndon censors me.....

Don't dogs automatically go and sniff crotches?!!!! or if not I'd settle for Robbie stroking me all day

I take it you mean Robbie Williams, not Robbie on the forum????????

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:29 pm

Well my first thought was Mr Williams but Im open to offers!

Actually no I'm not, Robbies old dog used to eat spiders so he said, nope deffo Mr Williams for me please!

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 9:38 am

eek !

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 12:31 pm

Was 'eek' code for "I'd be a mouse" Paul?!!!

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 12:37 pm

britboy · Post by **britboy** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 4:39 pm

I'd be a veitnemese pot belly pig.

Because I already have 2 of the qualities!

rob · Post by **rob** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 5:35 pm

I want to be a cat.

I can rub against attractive women, let them rub and stroke me, as at cat it could last for hours instead of 15 seconds

The bonus would be that I can sh1t in peoples gardens, go into their houses and wee on the carpet then eat their food and finally SPIT at and SCRATCH children

and still be loved by the majority of people.

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 7:25 pm

Well my first thought was Mr Williams but Im open to offers!

Actually no I'm not, Robbies old dog used to eat spiders so he said, nope deffo Mr Williams for me please!

What do you make of this Vanda?????????

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/st ... 29578.html

they say Robbie is camp!

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 7:49 pm

IT'S ALL LIES!!!!