And once again someone reverses into me....

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 4:57 pm

...... Luckily no damage this time, same F'ing place as a month ago, the guy (in a battered old Rover) pulled forward and just put his hand up to say sorry and waited for me to go past.

I THINK NOT!!!

Got out the car, tediously inspected for the tinyest bit of damage and he finally got out of his car and asked me what my problem was seeing as he'd only just touched me.

HUGE HUGE MISTAKE!!

Needless to say I went totally nuts and told him he needed glasses and seeing that he'd got a kid in the back of the car you'd have thought he'd have exercised a little more caution blah blah blah.......... I didn't extract his testicles as I'm sure I threatened to after my last incident but the thought crossed my mind!

Post by **Lyndon** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 4:59 pm

blimey it's not your month/year

glad there's no damage this time, now go tackle that spider now you're fired up

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:10 pm

Cant......

Post by **Lyndon** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:22 pm

go on be a brave school teacher

Riss · Post by **Riss** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:15 pm

Another unbrave school teacher here!!

HATE spiders - wud have screamed the place down if I had seen that one Vanda!!

There was a spider in my classroom last term, that decided to abseil down near enough in front of my nose while the kids were on the carpet - how I didn't swear and scream and act like a complete girl I will never know - thank god for spider loving boys!!!

I pretended to be all big and brave, even told a few girls to stop screaming as "it is more scared of us then we should be of it" - YEAH RIGHT!!!

Gawd what a hypocrite!!!

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:47 pm

That's exactly what I do too!!

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:40 pm

Ewwwww spiders.

Vanda, isn't it always they way that the manky car ends up *uninjured*?
My 4 year old opened the door of my car into the side of a D reg Escort.
Result? No damage to the Escort, a lovely dent in the corner of my door frame.

I almost (I did say almost) love my car as much as my daughter!

Sammy

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:53 pm

Well last time it happened the Ford Probe had a slight scuff on his bumper whilst I had a crumpled front wing....... charming!

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:11 am

...... Luckily no damage this time, same F'ing place as a month ago, the guy (in a battered old Rover) pulled forward and just put his hand up to say sorry and waited for me to go past.

I THINK NOT!!!

Got out the car, tediously inspected for the tinyest bit of damage and he finally got out of his car and asked me what my problem was seeing as he'd only just touched me.

HUGE HUGE MISTAKE!!

Needless to say I went totally nuts and told him he needed glasses and seeing that he'd got a kid in the back of the car you'd have thought he'd have exercised a little more caution blah blah blah.......... I didn't extract his testicles as I'm sure I threatened to after my last incident but the thought crossed my mind!

This guy obviously made the fatal mistake of believing your car was only made of metal, didn't posses a heart, and was not therefore capable of being loved.

Sigh, how wrong these non-believers are.

Robbie.

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:57 am

u don't have much luck vanda

and on the subject of spiders i hate the things - i have a policy that any insect that invites itself into my house gets killed immediately

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:47 pm

Derek your on the wrong thread, the spider thread is thataway ----> :rolleyes:

PS. On the subject of spiders I'm told during a human lifetime 3 spiders on adverage crawl into the mouth during sleep.

Sorry Vanda.

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 11:32 pm

Actually thats made me feel better..... I'd heard it was 8!

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 1:21 am

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:26 pm

Now you come to mention it, perhaps it was 8 spiders going in.... and only 3 coming out.

rob · Post by **rob** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:29 pm

Cant......

I read that and thought Vanda was calling Lyndon names. Then I realised she is from Notts and doesnt talk like you southern lot.

Vanda, stick an apostrophe in then I wont get confused.