Whats the strangest dream you have ever had?

[Mr_AWOL]

Does this explain Duncans warped mind? or is it merely an indication of it?

[Pauline]

Now known as "Nearly Headless Duncan".

Steve said I started talking to him... "it's on the packet". He said you what and I said "its on the packet stupid".

In my dream I was cooking pasta and asked him to tell me how long it said on the packet. When I realised I was dreaming, I said to him never mind, forget it, mumble mumble...

See, I soon realised it had to be a dream - I never cook, I always microwave

[CB]

Duncan - no offence intended - but you are an absolute freak of nature!!

[Duncan]

Has it ever occured to you that you may be the ones with the warped and twisted minds and I am perfectly mormal.

As any self respecting conspiracy theorist will tell (and there seems to be lots of them about) it cannot be coincidence that several of you think my mind twisted.

Your minds are clearly being influenced by the CIAs Conspiracy Theory Conspiracy. In order to be able to dismiss rumours concerning thier more outlandish activeties the CIA are promoting conspiracy theories. In order to do this they are hiding subliminal messages in web sites. These then activated by the drinking of alcohol. (THINK...where do you hear these stories....down the pub of course) To avoid being influenced drink and surf only in moderation.... and not at the same time.

[Mr_AWOL]

drink and surf only in moderation.... and not at the same time.

That would mean the end of drunken forum posting! I am sure that CB and I will continue to uphold the principles of drunken forum posting for a long time to come

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[Sir Charles Arthur Strong]

Duncan - no offence intended - but you are an absolute freak of nature!!

I wish to complain in the stronlyest possable terms that duncan is not a freek of nature. As a retired officer and transvestite, you can trust my word on this.

P.S> I once dreamt of a dead parrot.. Norwegian Blue I think

[charlieannear]

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Is that the Dam Busters?

I quite often have a dream that I have been shot in the stomach. It doesn't hurt, and I don't seem to be in any danger of dying, however, it REALLY pisses me off that there's a hole in whatever T-shirt/shirt/jumper/jacket I'm wearing and that there's blood on my trousers and shoes and that I'm only left with one hand to do anytyhing, due to the other hand being busy holding my intestines in...

[CB]

Long live drunken surfing and posting!!!

I had a crazy dream last night (I was VERY drunk)

I dreamt I was flying in a helicopter over the British Army base in the German town of Herford. At one point while flying over some trees, an officer dressed in the best uniform of the Parachute Regiment, including maroon beret, opened fire on my helicopter with a machine-gun, forcing me to land.
Armed only with one of those things you use to put plastic tags on clothes in department stores (!!!!) I gave chase to this man, who was a Lieutenant Colonel. We made it into the town centre where he turned to shoot at me again. I ducked into a nearby shop and took refuge out the back. I barricaded the door with my body and slipped on a pair of Oakley sunglasses, for no apparent reason. Then an Asian shop worker appeared and asked what was going on. I told him that I had a bomb and he should get out of the shop. He ran away. Then I blew myself up.
Hmmm....odd.
The Parachute Regiment aren't based in Herford
What can it all mean???

[charlieannear]

Not sure if that one is covered here CB:

http://horoscopes.msn.co.uk/dreams/dream_symbols.php