Bingo

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:20 pm

Your opinions please!

Riss · Post by **Riss** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:29 pm

First thought that came into my head was blue rinse and old age pension... BUT you can win LOADS of money!!!

Also there was an idea of a meet including Bingo at one point - would be a laugh to see CB and all the grannies!!!

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:59 pm

Vanda - what did you think in the end?
I personally loved BINGO! Am I sad?

Yep - I reckon we could have a right giggle if we played BINGO!
Needs a bit of organising as you have to join up about 24 hours before you go!

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 1:28 am

It was vicious!!!! The old dears glared at you if you were breathing too loudly and they were calling it all so quick that me and my mate were in hysterics trying to keep up.
But yeah, in actual fact it was good fun in the end! You can sign in up to 6 people on your membership if you're thinking of it as a meet idea and you can join online!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 11:08 am

would be a laugh to see CB and all the grannies!!!

Yeah, they'd really appreciate him:

F***ing old B****** i only needed one more f***ing number and i'd have had f***ing bingo you sad old c***! How the f*** do you get off f***ing up people's evenings like that you old f***?

CB · Post by CB » Sat Aug 23, 2003 12:55 pm

Dear Mr Awol,
It has been drawn to my attention that you are mocking the fact that I occasionally lapse into bouts of Tourettes Syndrome. I would like to inform you that this is in fact a disease and as such light-hearted gags are very hurtful and insensitive to sufferers such as myself. You also mention my inherrant and irrational phobia of little old ladies. This is something I have tried counselling and electro-shock therapy to cure, but to no avail.
Please think twice before making such flippant hurtful comments in the future.
Yours
CB

ps You fucking fuck.

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 1:51 pm

Dear CB

It is with a deep sense of shame that i repond to your recent message. It would appear that i mistook your condition for the behaviour of an uncouth lager lout, something which i am sure you are not.

I wish you every sucess with your counselling, and hope that one day you may be able to overcome your demons and one again enjoy the pleasure that can be gained by interacting with old ladies.

In response to your allegation that i am a f****** f***, i would like to know how you knew that i was f****** at the time of you posting your message. Are you looking through my bedroom window?

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 2:56 pm

Just being slightly picky here CB but Tourettes is a disorder not a disease!!!!

CB · Post by CB » Sat Aug 23, 2003 7:01 pm

Only someone who truly misunderstands this cruel affliction could make this misguided judgement...

I truly hope you never develop this disease/disorder Vanda. You fucking bastard twat fucking fuck knuckle.

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 7:26 pm

How am I supposed to be a T** F***** when I have no penis?!!

Did you ever see the documentary on Tourettes?!!!!

CB · Post by CB » Sat Aug 23, 2003 7:31 pm

Yes - it was my fave show of all time...Paul y3k still has a copy of the video. But he won't lend it me

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 7:40 pm

I've got it too!!!! Taped it when it was repeated about 3 months ago.

Some of the great quotes of all time in that programme!!

For weeks afterwards me and the ex were shouting out "JEHOVA" whist smacking the interior mirror!

Also various shouts of "F***", "C***" and "Sexy bum"!!!

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 8:27 pm

Just being slightly picky here CB but Tourettes is a disorder not a disease!!!!

Hmm, but Steve caught it off CB so does that make it a f****** disease or F****** not for Cliff's sake

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Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 8:52 pm

Is it possible to have a contagious syndrome?!!!!!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 10:23 am

Is it possible to have a contagious syndrome?!!!!!

Ooh Ooh, the contagious joke!

Teacher asks the class if they can give her a sentence using th word 'contagious'

Little billy sticks his hand up - "Miss, Miss, i had chicken pox once and i couldnt come to school because it was contagious"

Little Zoe sticks her hand up = "Miss, i had a cold and i couldnt go and see my grandparents in hospital because it was very contagious"

Little Johhny sticks his hand up - "Yes miss, I do. Last weekend my dad was painting the fence and my mum said it was gonna take that contagious!"

Sorry - but i just think that's