I realise its not that topical now, but found this in my email inbox...
http://rgrevis.tripod.com/bbc/
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That was soooooo funny, i had to read it twiceI realise its not that topical now, but found this in my email inbox...
http://rgrevis.tripod.com/bbc/
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tiranova
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Ok, one more...
When Linda McCartney died, Paul gathered his family round the spamspam table...
"Kids...I've got some good news and some bad news..."
"The bad news is your mums dead..."
"The good news - steak for tea tonight!!!"
Very funny
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A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Dad, know how old I am today?"
His father says, "No...how old?"
He says, "I'm eleven!"
He goes into the spamspam and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"
She says, "Come closer..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.
She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."
He says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "I heard you tell your father."
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A girl and a boy were at the back of the cinema, kissing passionately.
When they come up for air, the boy says, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum."
The girl replies,"It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis".
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His father says, "No...how old?"
He says, "I'm eleven!"
He goes into the spamspam and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"
She says, "Come closer..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.
She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."
He says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "I heard you tell your father."
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A girl and a boy were at the back of the cinema, kissing passionately.
When they come up for air, the boy says, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum."
The girl replies,"It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis".
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