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CB
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Post by CB »

I realise its not that topical now, but found this in my email inbox...
http://rgrevis.tripod.com/bbc/
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Post by tiranova »

;) :lol:

You're not blonde by any chance are you Liz? :o
NO! Brunette, but blonde is a state of mind, not just a hair colour, and my mind is very blonde!! :P
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Post by Greenday »

I realise its not that topical now, but found this in my email inbox...
http://rgrevis.tripod.com/bbc/
That was soooooo funny, i had to read it twice
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Post by tiranova »

Ok, one more...

When Linda McCartney died, Paul gathered his family round the spamspam table...

"Kids...I've got some good news and some bad news..."

"The bad news is your mums dead..."

"The good news - steak for tea tonight!!!" :)

Very funny :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Post by Mr_AWOL »

Whats black and white and sits in the corner crackling?

Rod Hull's Telly

Thought that might be one for CB


These africans haven't got the hang of football have they? You're supposed to have 90 minutes play, then extra time, and THEN you have the sudden death!

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Post by rob »

Q: What's ugly and sleeps alone ?
A: Yoko Ono.

Is Yoko Ono a nick name for Erm ???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by CB »

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Dad, know how old I am today?"

His father says, "No...how old?"

He says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the spamspam and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

He says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell your father."

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A girl and a boy were at the back of the cinema, kissing passionately.

When they come up for air, the boy says, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum."

The girl replies,"It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis".


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