Who's in Charge

Michelle · Post by **Michelle** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 11:57 pm

I should be in charge" said the blood,
"because I circulate oxygen all over
so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge, " said the stomach,"
because I process food and give
all of you energy."

"I should be in charge" said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever it
needs to go."

"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the
rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible
headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be
the boss.

The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge!

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 12:20 am

Too true

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 1:23 am

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 1:25 am

But not always true

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 12:26 pm

good back tracking greenday

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 4:10 pm

good back tracking greenday

Cheers

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 10:39 pm

SO true!

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sun Jul 20, 2003 2:19 am

SO true!

Pazz.D · Post by **Pazz.D** » Sun Jul 20, 2003 11:54 pm