Chat up lines....

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:21 am

look as good as me and u dont need a chat up line

That's because girls run away before they get near enough to hear what you say

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:35 am

yes.............. yes matt that is of course true :rolleyes:

looks like i'm gonna have to come to this xscape meet thingy in leeds or wherever it is and show u how its done

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:10 pm

looks like i'm gonna have to come to this xscape meet thingy in leeds or wherever it is and show u how its done

Hahhaa OK no problems, I could do with some tips. I admit I'm not very good - in fact I'm terrible. Feel free to tell me how to do it at XScape, I need some advice from a master.

But it's not my fault I've never been ski-ing before

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 4:38 pm

Few more .....

*Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
*Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

But one of the funniest I heard was...

*Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 5:16 pm

ok ski-ing 101...........

always remember to lean forward

CB · Post by CB » Fri Jul 11, 2003 9:23 am

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

Michelle · Post by **Michelle** » Fri Jul 11, 2003 9:28 am

How could any woman refuse?!

CB · Post by CB » Fri Jul 11, 2003 9:43 am

Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.

I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy.

My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

What time do you get off? Can I watch?

few more to add to the collection!!!

Riss · Post by **Riss** » Fri Jul 11, 2003 6:11 pm

Yikes Julia, which ones did he use on you???

CB · Post by CB » Fri Jul 11, 2003 6:34 pm

Are you trying to say theres something wrong with my lines Riss?

At least Michelle approves....

Riss · Post by **Riss** » Fri Jul 11, 2003 6:38 pm

didn't say I didn't like em!! Think they're funny

Cappy · Post by **Cappy** » Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:44 pm

They aint lines there essays

Michelle · Post by **Michelle** » Fri Jul 11, 2003 10:49 pm

At least Michelle approves....

I am just easily pleased!!!!

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Fri Jul 11, 2003 11:28 pm

"""So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you? """

^^^^ Sounds only too familiar!

CB · Post by CB » Sat Jul 12, 2003 3:54 am

Thats not one of mine to you....maybe you heard that from **** or *** *** **** or *** or ******* or ****** or *** or *******

i'll leave it up to you to fill in the blanks but you know who you are...