We got 'im!

Alex LS · Post by **Alex LS** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:52 pm

Time for some poetry...

There was a young man name of Harry
Who fell in love with the scouse scallies
He'll help take the Kop
Up right to the top
And now the League Trophy we'll carry

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:53 pm

Well the Mighty Wolves have made some inspired signings for our first season back in the top-flight

er...Oleg Luzhny (hes really good) from Arsenal

er...some Nigerian fella whose name would be a great Scrabble score

er...some Portuguese kid who looked REALLY happy to be signing for us when i saw his interview today. :rolleyes: Forget his name but its only one word? er...Bono? Coolio? Sisqo? Something like that anyway

col · Post by **col** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 4:21 pm

Yep kewell great signing, all we need now another winger on the right, a creative midfielder, a striker to partner owen "eg Christan ronaldo" and central defender. eg "southgate"

Maybe should have gone for bret emerton??

If we get them we may get in the champions league this season!!!!

britboy · Post by **britboy** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 4:44 pm

There was a young man called Heskey
Who played about as well as Judy Dench
Lucky for those hub-cap stealing scousers
He'll spend the rest of his career on the bench.

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 5:08 pm

1 word.........

POSTIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

get used to it.... u'll be hearin that name alot

col · Post by **col** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 5:37 pm

1 word.........

POSTIGAAA!!!!!!!!!!

get used to it.... u'll be hearin that name alot

Yeah hope he does well, good on paper,
but he's not that well built, dunno
if he'll be able to hack the physical
side of our game. After all there's no
fannying about in the premiership,
just ask Mr Â£30m Veron.

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:18 pm

he can hack it.....

portugese game aint no push over either....... ask celtic

CB · Post by CB » Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:30 pm

Yes...like we all heard the shouts of:

REBROV!!!!

Oh no, thats right. We didn't!

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:41 pm

yeh u did.........

REBROV.......... WHAT A WASTE OF MONEYYYYYYYY!!!!!

CB · Post by CB » Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:42 pm

I hope Postiga does the business for you though...but we're still gonna send you DOWN last game of the season

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:44 pm

ummmmm no chance mate......

your gonna be down come april so it'll be a nothing game for u

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 10:36 am

The fact that leeds only get Â£4.50 and a Â£10 Next voucher for him helps make it funnier too

Did you see yesterdays sun how skint the gooners are? should be ok by the time they drop to the 1st division tho - that'll help cut the wages bills

Ben302 · Post by **Ben302** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 10:36 pm

not according to our old friend from the iraqi information ministry

http://www.theinformationminister.com/p ... =612316621