Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in London, where women could go
to choose a husband from a vast selection of many men. It was laid out in
five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you
ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids". The women read the sign and said, "Well that's better than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what we'll find further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking". "Hmmm", said the ladies, "but still, I wonder
what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework". "Wow!" said the women.
"Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak". "Oh, mercy me, but just think! What must be awaiting us
further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove
that women are f*cking impossible to please."
Women
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