BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 1:43 am

Its late in the BB garage and Greenday has decided he is going to give Vanda the night of her life to make sure she comes back to the BB garage, he sneeks into her bed to wait for her

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 2:16 am

Unfortunately Mr AWOL is already there. Greenday has woken him up and in his confusion he thinks vanda has returned. Mr AWOL has a trainspotting moment and runs into the diary room screaming

BB: Whats the matter AWOl?

MR: Big brother PLEASE can i have some bleach to wash my hands?!?!?!

Mr AWOL is given a bottle of white spirits & goes of to scrub his hands

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 8:13 pm

It's now or never.....Vanda's heart is pounding as she sneaks across the BB garage disguised as Greenday.
She leaves pillows under her covers adorned with leather, maybe BB will think she's asleep until she gets back.
Somehow she manages to squeeze through the gap in the garage doors and finally she's out.
Vanda screams in joy and climbing in her cc begins the long journey to Edinburgh......but wait, what's that behind her?

Is it a teddy driving a truck?

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 11:26 am

Greenday slightly shaken by his late night experience with MR AWOL decides while Vanda is away he needs something else to look forward to in the evenings?????????????????

CB · Post by CB » Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:12 pm

THIS IS BIG BOTHER. AS IN THE REAL-LIFE SHOW, LIFE IN THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE HAS BECOME A BIT BORING AND STALE. BIG BOTHER DECIDES TO SPICE THINGS UP A BIT...
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BB: This is Big Bother, can any housemate please come to the Dairy room.

Mr Awol makes his way in

BB: Hello AWOL

Mr A: Hello Big Bother

BB: Mr Awol, by coming to the dairy room you have agreed to take on an individual task...

Mr A: Oh crikey

BB: AWOL, you will be leaving the garage to deliver a message to the Big Bother Scotland house.

Mr A: Wahey! Theres bound to be booze there! What a result!

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MR AWOL LEAVES THE GARAGE, AND PRETTY SOON A NEW FACE APPEARS. DIRECT FROM THE BIG BOTHER SCOTLAND HOUSE, PLEASE WELCOME.....

DEREK

Name: Derek
Age: early 30's
Likes: drinking meths and lighter fluid, shouting at passers-by, park benches
Dislikes: The English, sunshine, the English
Fave Band: The Proclaimers
Fave T.V. Show: Take the High Road

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CB · Post by CB » Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:29 pm

THIS IS BIG BOTHER, THERE WILL BE AN EVICTION ON MONDAY EVENING. PLEASE VOTE NOW FOR WHICH GARAGEMATE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE LEAVE (EXCLUDING DEREK AND MR AWOL). HERE IS A REMINDER WHO IS LEFT AND WHO HAS GONE.
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VANDA

Status: Left BB garage for Edinburgh by choice

AMANDA

Status: ***EVICTED***

ROBBIE

Status: ***EVICTED***

EMMA 206

Status: ***EVICTED***

RTF

Status: ***EVICTED

JULIA

Status: Currently suffering extreme chocolate withdrawal symptons. Has most of the male garagemates living under her bed, and one garagemate in her bed

MATT B

Status: Enjoying his time in the garage, misses vanda though

MR AWOL

Currently in the Big Bother Scotland house - exempt eviction this week

CB

Having a great time in the garage because it means he's not at work. Which is a good thing.

PAUL_Y3K

Status: A nervous wreck, Paul spends his days cowering in the corner and is terrified of "the voices"

ROB

Status: Remember Dustin Hoffmans character, Raymond Babbit, in 'Rainman'...? This is how Rob is now behaving.

PAULINE

Status: Pauline has been strangely quiet this year...maybe she thinks this is a good tactic to win?

AIMEE

Status: ***EVICTED*** Poor Aimee was the first one out

WHEEL REPAIR IT (aka Pete!)

Status: Has adopted the role of "Dad" of the house...spends his day moaning about the youth of today and the music they listen to

GREENDAY

Status: Now has less hair than this archive photo of him.
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Vote in the usual way...

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:35 am

Mr AWOL goes into the big brother scotland garage diary room

BB: Hoots mon howre ye doon?

MR: Excuse me?

BB Ar sed howre yee doon!?

MR:

um, hello BB

BB: Did ye want sum moore Sooper Tee like?

MR: Oh yes. We all want some more super T big brother. And some whisky with Iron Bru. The scottish garage mates need their methodone too as quite a few of them are going cold turkey

BB: Birg Brother will get bark to yee on thart

Mr AWOL leaves the diary room. The few scottish garagemates that are not summering from withdrawal too badly have lit a fire in an old oil drum and are singing:

#Ye use the birg fork arnd ar'll use the little fork.
But ar'll eat mah haggis befooooore Ye!#

Mr AWOL doesnt know the song, but hums away to the tune anyway. He wonders if vanda will come see him since she is up this way at the moment, and he hasnt had sex since the unfortunate incident with greenday

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:11 pm

Vanda peers through the bars on the window.......will she be allowed back in?

CB · Post by CB » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:19 pm

To which house? BB Scotland or BB England?

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THIS IS BIG BOTHER....I CAN REVEAL THE NEXT PERSON TO BE EVICTED AND TO LEAVE THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE TO RETURN TO REAL LIFE IS........

PAUL Y3K

It was a close one...somebody escaped by a gnats whisker...

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:16 pm

But he voted for himself 3 times - that's cheating! RECOUNT! Must've been me, surely

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:21 pm

MattB goes to the diary room..

BB: Hi MattB, how are you?

MattB: Yep fine now that I've given up alcohol. For the first time ever I know where I am!!

BB: And where is that?

MattB: Thorpe Park

BB: ?!?! What makes you think that?

MattB: Well it's full of weirdos, there are cameras getting you when you least expect it and Julia hasn't talked to me yet!

BB: Fair point.

MattB leaves the diary room in a warm fuzzy world of self content

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:23 pm

Julia hears a strange noise....... after inspection she realises its her mobile phone. 43 missed calls and a text saying OI!
It was MattB!

Ooops!

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:53 pm

Pauline's bag was rattling constantly. She opened it up gingerly (

) only to discover it was Julia's vibrator going off. How blonde of them both. Pauline had assumed that, considering the massive hammering it had all morning, that the battery would've been flat by lunchtime. Sorreeee

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 7:06 pm

Pauls runs from the garage skipping and singing I'm free ..... before jumping into his sparkly clean supra and zooming over to the mkiv supra big bother garage where he is to start another long imprisiment ....

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 7:59 pm

Pauls runs from the garage skipping and singing I'm free ..... before jumping into his sparkly clean supra and zooming over to the mkiv supra big bother garage where he is to start another long imprisiment ....

Is your weekly task to remove the roof in less than 5 minutes?