Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages
the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it, Sweetie?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much. I want you to
be happy."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2003 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a beautiful silver."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, make sure you get it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and just one more thing.... the house I wanted
us to buy last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Wow, then go ahead and offer the asking price."
WOMAN: "OK. Thank you, Darling - you're wonderful! I'll see you
later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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