BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jun 18, 2003 12:59 am

THIS IS BIG BOTHER - THERE WILL BE A QUICK EVICTION TAKING PLACE TOMORROW EVENING. BASICALLY NOMINATE WHOEVER YOU WANT OUT OF THE GARAGE AND WHOEVER RECEIVES MOST VOTES WILL BE EVICTED TOMORROW EVENING AT 5PM...

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:50 am

Robbie wakes from BB hibernation.

Did someone say something?

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:51 am

I nominate BB!:P

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 10:02 am

MattB wonders if there's anyone left alive on the garage... we haven't had any food for weeks now and Vanda's been surprisingly quiet...

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 10:05 am

MattB breaks the eery silence, opens the door to the diary room and goes in. He fishes for the light switch as it's darker than Vanda's most evil thoughts...

BB: { silence... }
MattB: Hello... Hello? OI ARE YOU THERE?!?!
BB: urgh.. eh. what... err... oh Hi Matt
Mattb: Hi BB... could you please give us a quick recap on who's still alive in here?
BB: {long yawning sound} err... BB will get back to you on that... after I've had more kip...

MattB leaves a bit dazed. It feels like the 2 week hangover round here...

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:46 pm

Mr AWOL looks around the BB garage, but can see no signs of life. What has happened to the other garage mates? Maybe they were all evicted, he has won but he slept through it and now everyone has forgotton about him?

There is a musty smell in the BB garage - Mr AWOL goes to see where it is coming from...............

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 3:04 pm

As Mr Awol is looking for the source of the smell he hears a faint growning noise coming from the girls bedroom, when he goes to investigate he finds Greenday trapped under Vanda's broken bed, after running to hide there after his experience with Matt and the chocolate factory he was trapped when Robbie jumped on the bed just too hard, Mr Awol releases Greenday from under the bed, Geenday then crawls to the spamspam to find any food or drink he can, when he reaches the spamspam he sees something very disturbing and nearly passes out again, he sees.....................................

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 5:04 pm

CHICK PEAS!!!!
HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS OF CHICK PEAS!

Julia asks... is there chicken in Chick Peas??? (Taken from a Jadeism - I am not THAT thick!)

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 5:13 pm

Greenday now running scared from all the chick peas as hidden himself in the diary with the last bar of chocolate and last bottle of beer

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jun 18, 2003 5:16 pm

THIS IS BIG BOTHER....WITH FOUR VOTES, THE NEXT PERSON TO BE EVICTED FROM THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE IS...

Robbie

ROBBIE, YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO PACK YOUR GIMP OUTFITS AND SAY YOUR GOODBYES...

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 9:27 pm

Robbie carries out teddy by his ear

Vanda was rough with teddy - teddy's eye fell out. Robbie just noticed a condom Vanda sewed on instead of a button for his eye.

Robbie just wished Vanda had found a fresh one.

Robbie leaves his assortment of spiders and earwigs in half open matchboxes for the other contestants to enjoy while having their shower.

Robbie steps outside of BB, its deserted. He thinks a fan has asked for his autograph but its a roadsweeper asking him to move his feet.

Oh well, Robbie goes home and puts teddy to bed (ignoring teddys lured sexual suggestions - well for the moment).

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 6:47 pm

Vanda is gutted about Robbie leaving, but knows she will see him a week on saturday in Edinburgh with excellent tickets to his show!!!!!!!!!!
If she's out of the garage by then!

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 6:58 pm

Paul wonders from the corner of the garage looking even huger than normal, with a big brown smudge of chocolate round his mouth ....

'buuurppp' those umper lumpa's are lovely .. when server with a chocolate dipping sauce'

he wonders around the garage looking at the remaining occupants and decides to go for a kip ..... enterering the bedroom, he surveys a scence of horror, all the beds are made but the room is under a few inches of dust ... feeling like an explorer he wonders in, leaving footprints in the dust, he wonders where he is and then the horror hits him .... HE'S IN THE BOYS BEDROOM

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:44 pm

.. when server with a chocolate dipping sauce

Matt thinks Paul spends too much time around computers...

rob · Post by **rob** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 9:44 pm

BB is about to re-cap who is in the house and who left and in what order.