BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 12:59 am

In a fit of fury Mr AWOL pins Greenday day wondering why he gets a shag instead.
Vanda tries to calm the situation by saying there is plenty to go round and they must take it in turns like good little housemates quite simply issuing it as an instruction ending with...
....or I'll whip you until you can't sit down.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 3:10 am

Mr AWOL is safe for another day, it's Robbie Vanda's after (forgetting to pack her contact lenses for the BB garage she's hanging on to the thin shred of hope that it might actually be Robbie Williams)

It's 1am in BB house, Robbie rings his exasperated solicitor, in a state of desperation he tells him he must change his name to Robbie Williams by deed poll before morning.

Solicitor sighs, puts down the receiver and trudges off to change his name (again)

Robbie happily crawls into the girlies room narrowly avoiding Rob shuffling his pyjama bottoms wearing his usual high intensity night vision glasses - PPPPST! [other male voices wisper] hurry up Rob we all wan't a go!!

Robbie uses the ensuing male frenzie to his advantage and quickly climbs into Vanda's bed to sing her a song

Its morning, Robbie wakes to find himself hot and imprisoned wearing pink rubber wear

(again).

Vanda denies all responsibility but asks Robbie where she can buy it.

Softly Julia whistles innocently to herself.

CB · Post by CB » Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:17 am

[N] AS PREDICTED BY PREVIOUS SERIES OF BIG BOTHER, THE SECOND WEEK PROVES MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN THE FIRST, BARRIERS ARE BROKEN DOWN AND EVERYONE IS MORE COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER. ESPECIALLY PAUL, HE IS COMFORTABLE IN ALL THE MALE HOUSEMATES. VANDA HAS FINALLY SHOWN HER TRUE COLOURS AND HAS ALL HOUSEMATES, BOTH MALE AND FEMALE, WHIPPED UP INTO A STATE OF SEXUAL FRENZY. WHAT A PITY THERE IS AN EVICTION TOMORROW. THE VOTING IS NECK AND NECK BETWEEN TWO OF THE NOMINEES AT THE TIME OF WRITING. IF YOU DON'T VOTE, YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN AT THE RESULT. BB SITS BACK AND WAITS TO SEE WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT. RTF AND CB ARE PARTICULARLY MIFFED THAT THEY MISSED OUT ON THE ACTION LAST NIGHT AS IT WAS THERE TURN TO SIT IN THE CC AND TRY AND BEAR THE SQUEALING BRAKES. RTF DEALT WITH IT IN HIS OWN WAY (BY GETTING AS HIGH AS 30,000 FEET AT ONE POINT. CB JUST GOT DRUNK AND PISSED UP ON BOOZE, HIS OWN DRUG OF CHOICE.) NOW THE TWO BOYS ARE OUT OF THE CAR, TO BE REPLACED BY PAUL AND EMMA...

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 9:50 am

Robbie feels its time to help Vanda.

He's had his eye on her Bagpuss for some time

Robbie searches the girlies wardrobe (again), he can't quite understand why there's always a clothes attendant inside

But he knew that his Seido masochism teddy outfit would fit something one day.

Fitting the bicycle chain through its nose proves most difficult, stuffing flies, quickly the girlies room takes on the scene of -

teddy chain saw massacre

Robbie hides its inner stuffing under Vanda's bed.

Vanda returns to find her thinner Bugpuss dressed up in rather fetching S&M wear. But wait, someone is pretending to get whipped by the bugpuss, Vanda can't quite make the figure out

but she thinks its...

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 10:13 am

Greenday enters the diary room,

Greenday: Hello BB i need to ask a favour,
BB: What would that be Greenday?
Greenday: Could you please me who are the people up for eviction this week? Also could i please have some more chocolate to bribe the girls with?
BB: BB will get back to you
Greenday: Thanks BB

Greenday runs out of the diary room grabs Vanda's bum then runs to the girls bedroom for his "punishment"

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 10:47 am

Paul climbs into the cc next to Emma .... hey there's no playstation on in car dvd in this one .... it's naff

Paul beings to sulk as Emma just whipers 'soo sad' to herself.

CB · Post by CB » Tue Jun 03, 2003 2:53 pm

THIS IS BIG BOTHERâ€¦HERE IS A REMINDER OF THOSE UP FOR EVICTION THIS WEEK. THE UNFORTUNATE PERSON WILL BE TOLD, LIVE, ON WEDNESDAY 4 JUNE AT 8pmâ€¦
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VANDA

ROBBIE

RTF

JULIA

rob · Post by **rob** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 6:01 pm

Rob enters the diary room

Rob: BB is it true that I am up for eviction instead of Vanda. Please let it be true. It will make the stay much more 'PLEASURABLE' for the others if she says.

BB: now theres an idea. If people vote for you then let it be so.

Rob leaves the diary room. He is set to make a tidy wedge from all the sexual deviants in the house if he manages to get himself evicted instead of Vanda and can be heard muttering his usual "cushty"

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 9:11 pm

RTF wanders through the house in thoughts...
Why is evryone so quiet...? Why are they playing a joke on me for pretending to speak and laugh? I haven't heard a thing anymore after the queaky night...
Well... i just play along then just walking, smiling and nodding! they just think i'm on to something then... oh... wait a minute... i am ... i guess...

Wow amazing how Vanda can let that whip go without it making a sound!
hey why is she pointing at me? what doe she say? well, i better just nod yes and smile...

OOOOUUUCCCCHHHH!

Wow didn't hear that one coming....
Well better keep my eye at Vanda, that will ease the pain...

Hmmm... was kinda nice now i think of it...
Good thing i didn't put any aphrodisiac in her cup of tea, then she would totally be out of control... (MMMROARRR)

Emma206 · Post by **Emma206** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 9:53 pm

Emma206: I'm prepared for my challenge have done 50 sit-ups a nite and now I'm ready. But nothing could prepare me listening to Paul winge on about the lack of incar entertainment.

We could make our own entertainment, how about it Penfold, show us your Danger mouse!!

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 10:32 pm

Matt sees RTF sitting in the corner grinning in a big cloud of smoke and realises he's totally in his own world. Oh what a happy peaceful place that must be, where the walls slowly change colour, people fly and Vanda's whip looks more like a silk feather...

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jun 04, 2003 1:51 am

[N]ITS JUST GONE HALF PAST MIDNIGHT IN THE GARAGE AND MOST OF THE HOUSEMATES ARE FAST ASLEEP, EITHER IN BED, UNDER THE BED, OR IN GREENDAYS CASE, IN THE WARDROBE. THE ONLY HOUSEMATES STILL AWAKE ARE ROBBIE ND MR AWOL (WHO ARE SITTING IN THE CC WHOSE SQUEAKY BRAKES HAVE GOT PROGRESSIVELY WORSE UNTIL YOUR FILLINGS START TO HURT) AND CB. CB CANNOT GO TO BED FOR TWO REASONS. THE FIRST IS THAT HE CANNOT LIE DOWN ON HIS BACK BECAUSE OF THE PAINFUL DEEP RED WELTS IN HIS BACK CAUSED BY VANDAS WHIP. THE SECOND IS THAT HE KNOWS HE WILL BE IN A LOT MORE PAIN IF JULIA DISCOVERS THE PAINFUL DEEP RED WELTS IN HIS BACK CAUSED BY VANDAS WHIP....

ROBBIE IS APPREHENSIVE ABOUT THE EVICTION TOMORROW NIGHT, VANDA, JULIA, RTF AND ROBBIE ARE ALL UP FOR EVICTION. AT THE MOMENT IT IS A TWO HORSE RACE BUT THERE IS STILL TIME TO VOTE. MR AWOL HAS NOT SLEPT NOW FOR OVER 5 DAYS. HE IS WARY ABOUT SLEEPING WITH PAUL AROUND AS HE HAS A "MAD GLINT IN HIS ONE GOOD EYE" ACCORDING TO MR AWOL. HE HAS TRIED SLEEPING WITH ONE EYE OPEN BUT HAS FOUND IT IMPOSSIBLE.

MOST OF THE HOUSEMATES HAVE SETTLED IN NOW, ALTHOUGH PAULINE IS VERY QUIET...TOO QUIET IN BIG BOTHERS OPINION AND UNLESS SHE SPARKS INTO LIFE SOON, SHE MAY BE ASKED TO LEAVE AND A REPLACEMENT MAY BE CALLED INTO THE GARAGE. WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE...

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Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 1:57 am

Big brother wakes the housemates up with the following announcement:

BB: Big brother would like to remind all housemates that the terms of the task involve toleration the classic 206 squeaky brakes for 72 hours. Big brother would like to give all housemates the opportunity to remove any cotton wool or anything else thay may have inserted into their ears to mute the noise

Mr AWOL pulls two cigarette ends out of each ear. Noticing that one still has a good few puffs left in it he decides to light it up. Unfortunately that is the one which he had hollowed out and filled with RTF's narcotics! He is scared thats as he is not used to any drug stronger than junior aspirin he may overdose on the few puffs he has taken.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 2:17 am

Robbie's tired of the squeeky brake CD and asks for it to be changed.
From his ears Robbie removes the red tampons he found on the floor of the girlies room and shuffles into the spamspam to occupy his thought.

Robbie feels he's been greatly misunderstood by other contestants.

He feels it necessary to make amends.

Robbie decides to make a chocolate cake for everyones breakfast. He found a number of Laxo bars under Julias bed last night. Robbie 's sure they're a kind of Belgium chocolate. Julias been locking herself in the toilet and Robbie feels she's been saving them all for herself.

Robbie can't wait for the reaction at breakfast, its sure to be a surprise.

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 12:30 pm

Its lunchtime and all the garage mates are sitting round ready to eat lunch then suddenly Greenday bursts he from the girls bedroom with a pair of Vandas latex knickers plastered to his face shouting "help i was only testing the stretchiness of these and now there stuck to my head", the garage mates all laugh then decide it will fun to pull the knickers away from his face and then let them go, after about 10 minutes of this Vanda take her own kind of pity ripping the knickers away then giving Greenday 10 lashes for being a bad boy