BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

Emma206 · Post by **Emma206** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 2:44 pm

Emma206 enters the BB diary room rather happy.

Emma206: Hello BB

BB: Hello Emma, how are you today?
Emm206: Dandy, I would like inform you I have changed my shoes!!
(I finally managed a dump) all this anxiety wow thats better.

Emma206 leaves the diary room skipping!!

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 3:21 pm

Greenday crawls out from the diary room and passes out on the room

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 11:19 pm

Matt wanders into the diary room

BB: Good evening Matt

Matt: Hi BB, I have a question...

BB: Go on

Matt: How do you fit 4 people into a CC in the first place?

{silence...}

BB: BB will get back to you on that.

Matt wanders out.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 2:47 am

Its 1am and the house is quiet except for a curius thumping of headboard against wall from Julia's new bed. A slow wip crack and a quiet moan could just be heard from inside Julias wardrobe.

Robbie's back from Cornwall, he sits on the girlies window sill gazing in through the moonlight.

Derek: PSSST Robbie! Find your own window sill, I've been here for 5 days.

Robbie's cold. He smiles and sidles up to Derek unerving him greatly before acccidently grabbing Dereks coat, pushing him off.

Robbie can see through the window better now, all spaces underneath the girlies beds are taken. There seems nothing for it but the hope of a parachute flight curtousy of Derek's coat.

Robbie plans an arial landing on Julias bed, he feels she will be pleased to wlecome him back so early in the morning.

Robbie removes clothes to make himself lighter and launches himself head first through the glass window, chequered curtains wrapping round his head, arab style, and rather fetchingly he thinks, as Julias bed looms up.

Robbie lands on a soft mound.

OWWWWE! came a muffled voice.

BB summons Robbie in the morning after strange nightime events.

BB: ROBBIE! A frozen Derek was taken to hospital this morning and cameras caught a glimse of Yasa Arafat running through the girlies room last night.

CB was seen walking rather peculiarly at breakfast and Julia looked a little crushed, munching her dry cornflakes.

Anything to do with you?

Umm.....no.

Robbie.

rob · Post by **rob** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 8:53 am

As Robbie walks throughthe BB House Rob shouts to him "...I hear your were widening the circle of your firnds last night...'

Robbie rushes off all embarassed, but curiously pleased at his new experience.

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 8:24 pm

Vanda finally finds her feet in the house and decides to stop being so quiet....will this lose her votes or make her less likely for eviction?

Sauntering into the diary room....

BB: Yes Vanda?

Vanda: Greenday has hidden my whip...can I have another one please, and some condoms, 6 sets of handcuffs, 6 blindfolds and lots of chocolate?

BB: And what do you intend on doing with these items Vanda?

Vanda: Well first of all me and the girls will blindfold the guys, tricking them into thinking they get to lick melted chocolate from our bare breasts but really we will then handcuff them all into a circle facing outwards whilst we go in the pool and eat the chocolate ourselves.

BB: And the condoms?

Vanda:

Ah, well I thought I'd best let Greenday have a shag seeing as I've made his arse so sore!

BB: But I thought you wanted your whip back?

Vanda: Yes I do....I've someone else in mind for that.

BB: Who?

Vanda: You'll have to wait and see.

BB: BB will get back to you.

Vanda saunters out of the diary room only to be called back 5 mins later. Vanda then leaves the diary room with a whip, 6 sets of handcuffs, 6 blindfolds a box of ribbed condoms and a HUGE 1KG bar of chocolate.
She has an evil twinkle in her eye.

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:25 pm

Vanda enters the diary room

Vanda: Nobody wants to play with me

Vanda leaves the diary room

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:37 pm

Mr AWOL chases vanda round the big brother garage - I'LL PLAY WITH YOU VANDA! VANDA! VANDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Mr AWOL cant understand why she cant hear him, or why she is running in circles anyway! He tries a rugby tackle and goes flying into the wall, knocking himself out!

rob · Post by **rob** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:43 pm

Mr Awol wakes to find himself tied and blindfolded.

He can feel the warm of a sweaty body lay next to him.

OMG - he is not sure if this 'body' is that of Vanda or of Robbie on his 'circle' tour.

He begans to sob, quietly at first, then uncontolably.......................

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:47 pm

He realises it's Robbie then begins to relax before......wwhhhooooosssshhhh CRACK!
Robbie shoots up in pain as Vanda's whip hits the middle of his back.

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:48 pm

Matt wakes from a deep slumber. He hears Mr Awol sobbing, Vanda laughing evily, Green Day screaming in agony, Julia fighting off Robbie, Rob counting slowly, Paul sniggering and RTF giggling uncontrolably.

Matt decides life is much better when fast asleep.

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:49 pm

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa lemme out!

Unless it's vanda, in which case leave me in!!!!!!!!

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:52 pm

Mr AWOL is safe for another day, it's Robbie Vanda's after (forgetting to pack her contact lenses for the BB garage she's hanging on to the thin shred of hope that it might actually be Robbie Williams)

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 12:20 am

Greenday now fully conscience (due to overhearing Vanda say his name and shag in the same sentence) jumps up grabs Vanda round the waist and runs into the girls bedroom with her, just as he's about to jump onto the bed with her he trips throwing her onto the bed before knocking himself out on a small set of draws, when he comes round some minutes later his vision is quite blurry but he can just about make out a figure of someone straddling him at his waist and pinning his arms down, as his vision becomes clearer he see's its..........................

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 12:54 am

Mr AWOL!