BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

Amanda · Post by **Amanda** » Wed May 28, 2003 6:28 pm

Amanda wanders around the Big Brother Garage wondering where her bright red nail varish is "Hmmm I had it yesterday, where have I put it?" she thinks to herself. Suddenly she sees little red spots on the floor. She decides to follow them...........

"Paul!!!!!!!!! - what the heck have you done to my nail varnish and more importantly to yourself????"

"Well BB wouldn't supply me with any body paint, this was the nearest substitute. I have asked for some more colours too - I am going to look fantastic. Although Do you have any tips for getting nail varnish out of hair?"

With that Julia runs over and exclaims rather excitedly..................

CB · Post by CB » Wed May 28, 2003 7:36 pm

"Wow, that CB is a good looking fella"!

Amanda: Sppose so, if you like that kind of thing

Julia: Well, hes the only one who hasn't been plagueing me to have sex with him in this garage

Amanda: Er...I think thats because him and Paul appear pretty close...

Julia: OH MY GOD!!! You don't think they're...you know....queer[/b] do you?

Amanda: Well, he does look a bit like that Justin Timberlake bloke, and he's definitely gay.

Julia: Woah...its always the ones you don't suspect isn't it?

Amanda: Yeah I know....that Paul is so macho too....I can't believe it...

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CB · Post by CB » Wed May 28, 2003 9:03 pm

[N]ITS DAY 5 IN THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE AND IN A FEW MOMENTS THE FIRST EVICTION WILL TAKE PLACE. THE GARAGEMATES HAVE BEEN A STATE OF HYPER-TENSION ALL DAY, ALL EXCEPT RTF WHO APPEARS TO BE VERY CHILLED OUT AND RELAXED...THE VOTES HAVE BEEN QUITE LITERALLY TRICKLING IN ALL WEEK AND IT APPEARS THERE ARE 4 PEOPLE FIGHTING IT OUT FOR EVICTION. THEY ARE MR AWOL, ROBBIE, CB AND AIMEE. LETS GO OVER LIVE NOW TO THE GARAGE...

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BB: Big Bother house this is Davina, you are live on www.peugeot206cc.co.uk so please do not swear...

Matt B: Bugger

BB: :rolleyes:

BB: can reveal the results of the voting this week. As you know, one nomination meant you were up for eviction. The voting went as follows:

CB - 2 votes
Robbie - 3 votes
Mr AWOL - 5 votes
Aimee - 6 votes

BB: Aimee, you have one hour to collect your stuff and say your goodbyes...I'm coming to get you!!!

Aimee:

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Derek · Post by **Derek** » Wed May 28, 2003 9:07 pm

how can aimee leave ?

Derek not happy at being left out finds rob has left some screws lying around unac-count-ed for outside

He then sets to work on securing the garage door to prevent any evictions taking place.

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Wed May 28, 2003 9:09 pm

MR AWOL : Crap - If i'd known Davina was coming to 'get' me i'd have voted for my self lots!

Mr AWOL offers to let Aimee hide inside his trousers so that davina can't take her away. For some reason that he cant understand, this only serves to make her pack more quickly!

wheel repair it · Post by **wheel repair it** » Wed May 28, 2003 10:40 pm

This is an outrage,heads will roll

CB · Post by CB » Wed May 28, 2003 11:59 pm

***Picture taken from early editions of the tabloid newspapers***

Paul_y3k sorry to see Aimee leave Big Bother garage - Paul often likes to look up old friends...

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Thu May 29, 2003 12:42 am

This is an outrage,heads will roll

Like this??

CB · Post by CB » Thu May 29, 2003 10:46 pm

[N] ITS DAY 6 INTHE BIG BOTHER GARAGE...THE HOUSEMATES ARE SAT AROUND WAITING FOR A TASK FROM BIG BOTHER...

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Vanda: I hope its something involving chains and handcuffs and ritualistic torture...

Amanda: Oh wow Vanda! You're into all that too? I thought it was only me that was! Cool!

Rob: I hope its a screw counting challenge. I love counting me. Lovely Jubbly...

Robbie: Counting screws reminds me of making love to beautiful women...

RTF: I reckon BB is gonna make us build the worlds largest spliff. A proper Grade A Camberwell Carrot!

Julia: I hope it involves drizzling melted chocolate all over CB's naked body and licking it off...

Paul: Me too!!

Mr Awol: I was kind of hoping it involves some kind of crazy "Jackass" style stunts.

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BIG BOTHER GARAGE...THIS IS BIG BOTHER. YOUR WEEKLY TASK, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT IS TO DRIVE A 206CC NON-STOP ON A SPECIALLY FITTED ROLLING ROAD IN THE GARAGE WITH YOUR FOOT PERMANENTLY ON THE BRAKE. YOU MUST DO THIS FOR 72 HOURS NON-STOP WITH 4 PEOPLE IN THE CAR AT ANY ONE TIME. IF ANY PERSON CAN NO LONGER STAND THE SQUEALING BRAKES AND LEAVES THE CAR, THE CHALLENGE IS LOST...

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Thu May 29, 2003 11:50 pm

Greenday slips silently into the diary room

BB: Hello Greenday
Greenday: Hello BB
BB: How's life in the garage for you?
Greenday: Well its a bit scary as Vanda keeps looking at me a bit weird while she's holding her whip, my bum has only just recovered i was was hoping she'd forget about me now
BB: BB can do nothing to stop the other garage mates actions
Greenday: ok nevermind i quite enjoy it really, could with have some Green Day music in the house as JT is really starting to p*ss me off
BB: sorry Greenday BB only has chart music please put any CD's requests on next weeks shopping list

In true punk style (and due to stealing some of RTF's quality gear) Greenday starts to throw the diary room chair at the BB screen, sadly it is far to heavy a just falls on him trapping him there.

From outside the garage mates hear muffled cries for help, but who will enter the diary room to see what's happening.......................

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Fri May 30, 2003 12:45 am

MattB staggers into the diary room, throws up then leaves again, totally unaware of what's happening

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Fri May 30, 2003 9:28 am

Paul wonders past the diary room on the way to the girls room to resume his shift under Julia's wardrobe. He can hear the cries for help but to be honest if greenday is in their then it means more space under the bed so he ignores him.

CB · Post by CB » Sat May 31, 2003 7:03 pm

BB: This is Big Bother...I can reveal the names of the four housemates nominated for eviction this coming Wednesday evening are....

1. Julia

2. Robbie

3. Vanda

4. RTF

***names chosen entirely at random by the Big Bother supercomputer (me closing my eyes and pointing to names written on a piece of paper!)

Get voting folks, by the usual means - PM, post or if you're one of my yahoo or msn buddies, do it there

in fact, why not invite me to be your yahoo or msn friend and witness my insane ramblings realtime??

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 12:21 am

in fact, why not invite me to be your yahoo or msn friend and witness my insane ramblings realtime??

Comz i dont think i could handle that much insanity CB!!!!

rob · Post by **rob** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 10:04 am

Rob: hey BBwhat time does the challenge start

BB: at about 09:00 today, why?

Rob: well I want to be first in the queue, I want to get a front seat as I WILL be there for the WHOLE 72 HOURS

BB: why Rob? why would you want to sit in a car and listen to its brakes squeal for 72 hours?

Rob: Well its a far better option than listening to Justin Timberlake

BB: You have a valid point there Rob, its only a shame I cant join you on this challenge. As a reward for making a sensible comment at last I will let you sit in the drives seat.

Rob: one last thing BB, can we use this challenge to also satisfy my curiosity?

BB: whats that?

Rob: I want to know how many Spax T20 Torx screws (as used by Tommy Walsh) of 4X60 size we can fit into a CC

BB: Why?

Rob: well I have a few THOUSAND left from doing my deck at home and wondered if I could take them to a car boot sale in one trip.

[Rob leaves the diary room - BB is relieved that he finally understands why Rob has spent his entire time so far counting screws]