BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

[Mr_AWOL]

Mr_AWOL comes running into the diary room -

MR: You gave matt some alcohol coz he threatened to eat the beds - i i dont get a carton of fags then im gonna eat the beds, the chairs, the doors, everything!

BB: But..........

Mr _AWOL runs back out again

[MattB]

Matt stumbles into the diary room and collapses on the chair.

BB: Hello Matt, how is the head

Matt: ug

BB: What can I help you with?

Matt: Err.. par.. para.. paracetamol

BB: As you know, you can not have anything else until the next shopping trip

Matt: pllleeeaaaassseee... or i'll eat some beds!

BB: You touch a bed, I'll get CB to tell you jokes for hours on end. BB doesn't give in to bribery.

Matt: Man that's harsh.

Matt stumbles out of the diary room and throws up.

[Emma206]

Feeling Brave Emma206 ventures to the diary room.

Emma206: Hi BB

BB: Hello Emma206

Emma206: BB I'm getting freaked you've put me in this house with my worst nightmare 'THE CLOWN' ~ Mr AWOL he's very freaky and I'm feeling alittle unsafe.

BB: What can we do to make your time nicer?

Emma206: I'd like a mountain of chocolate, Ice cream and an endless anount of Archers and Lemonade, pretty please :rolleyes:

BB: your wish will be granted.

Emma206:

[Emma206]

Emma206: BB ps I like Wheel repair man, he's very funny

[wheel repair it]

wheel repair it enters the room

pete-hello bb

bb-hello pete,how u doing

pete--so,so, things are harder in here than i thought,im being keep in the hottub 24/7 by the girls,things are beginning to get all wrinkerly.would it be possible for me to have a alloy wheel to play with,keep my hands and mind in focus.

bb-will see

pete--also,rob and paul are keeping themselves to themselves in the corner of the garage,think its an anti cc thing,its an issue that needs sorting before it gets out of hand.

bb,yes,this has been noticed as well,action will be taken

pete-thanks bb,tata

[MattB]

Matt storms angrily into the diary room...


BB: Good evening Matt, how can BB help you?

Matt: Emma's just got loads of chocolate, ice cream and alcohol for free - you wouldn't give me any paracetamol!!! It's not fair!!!!!

BB: Hey I heard this joke from CB earlier, it goes like this...


Matt runs out of the diary room crying.

[MattB]

Half an hour later Matt runs back nito the diary room


BB: What now, Matt?

Matt: I need some more alcohol! Emma got free stuff, I WANT FREE STUFF!

BB: Right, this joke from CB then...

Matt: Haha you can't get me any more - I've heard them all and now they don't affect me! Mwwuuhahahaha!!!

BB: In that case I'll sing you a song - Julia taught it to me earlier. It's by that Justin Timberlake chappy.


Five minutes later Matt staggers out of the diary room with a crazed look on his face. He goes to the spamspam for a bottle of milk and then starts searching for Julia to teach her a lesson...

[Mr_AWOL]

Mr AWOL crawls into the diary room -

MR: can i have some new aftershave BB?

BB: You should have brought everything you needed with you AWOL

MR: Well you see BB, Emma206 keeps running away from me everytime i go to talk to her! Its almost like she's scared or something

BB: Well she did say something earlier about that AWOL

MR: So it's not just coz i smell then?

BB: No AWOL

MR: Well that's OK then! Thought i might have to take the drastic action of actually washing for a moment then!

BB: You havent washed since you've been here AWOL?

MR: Well i was saving the bath foam for matt - it's shaped like a beer can and i thought if he got desperate then i might be able to get him to drink it?

[MattB]

Matt is seen wandering around with bubbles coming out of his mouth everytime he talks...

(No we're not talking Michael Jackson here..)

[Mr_AWOL]

Mr AWOL rolls into the diary room -

MR: BB that has to be the funniest thing i have ever seen!

BB: You shouldnt take amusement from your garagemates misfortune AWOL

MR : Yeah but that is just tooo funny!

BB : I think you should try to remedy the situation AWOL

MR : Nah, he keeps burping now, so i have locked all the lads in the boys room, and am gonna tie matt up in the corner of the girls room - see if they fancy a foam party! Just need some music and drinks BB

BB : Big brother will get back to you

MR : Thanks BB - just make it quick eh? By the way, why is this topic called big BOTHER 2???????????

[MattB]

Matt hears Julia walk by whistling "I'm forever blowing Bubbles"

And no, this is STILL nothnig to do with Michael Jackson

[RTF]

RTF Rushes in

RTF: Hello there BB! How ya doin'? fine? i'm fine too!It's great in here! everyone is so nice too me! Especially Mr.Awol, he allways smiles to me and does this funny dance, makes us all laugh, though i had to catch up Emma a few times crying! Didn't mind givin'me price to Pauline, i like giving chocolate to girls! Hope she didn't mind i melted some of it first and sprinkled some of it over the other girls? well that would definitively been a best-selling video if you were there! wohee! oh, but you were of course! you're our Biggideebrotheree, our all seeing God our well never mind. So, what else is new? Well that's pretty much all i've got to say i guess? not? oh, yes Biggie where is the action? come on we must have some action in here? can't you think something up for the girls or something? O, sorry it's my turn now and i've got a full house (don't tell hey BB) and am winning some of Robbies money Paul is using while he's gone! I'm letting Pete clean all my new coins i think he likes shiny things i know. So bye BB and ssssst...!

RTF rushes out

BB: :rolleyes: : eh...

[Mr_AWOL]

Mr AWOL enters the diary room

MR : Hey BB whagwaan?

BB: Nuthin

MR : Too right nuthin - i asked for music and alcohol!

BB : And Big Brother has provided it AWOL

MR : No you haven't! I am in there with a load of women covered in foam (by the way can i have another bottle of bubble bath for matt please, he's running out!) And you send in 2 crates of babycham and pipe justin timberlake through the house.

BB : You dont like the music?

MR : LIKE IT????!?!?!?! everyone is just sat there (apart from Julia who is dancing franticly and possibly having the time of her life!)

BB : Big Brother would like to remind the garage mates that music and alcohol is a treat and as such you should be grateful to have anything

MR : But look what 2 hours of justin timberlake did to RTF!

BB : Are you sure he hasnt just been smoking weed again?

Mr AWOL runs out of the diary room screaming in frustration

[Julia]

Julia enters the diary room....

Hi Julia
Hi BB
Whassup Julia
Well BB, I can't help but think I am receiving special treatment while in the BB house.
What makes u say that?
Well I have had hoards of chocolate thrown at me and JT playing through the house speakers. I think it is beginning to annoy people. Oh and I think they are jealous as I found my bed was gone. I think Matt ate it!?
Would you prefer Greenday and The Coral played then?
Ummm no - JT is just fine!
BB will have a think about what is played on the jukebox next. Anything else Julia?
Umm yeah I have run outta chocolate
Sorry but BB can't supply any more chocolate. Someone visited Cadbury World yesterday and now they are completely sold out
Julia Bummer

Julia leaves the diary room. She notices the "strange" smell coming from the lounge. Hmmmmm seems to be where RTF and Mr Awol are........

[paul_y3k]

hello BB
- ohh hello Paul
err yeah sorry I've not been around for a bit
- ohh yes we noticed your absence
well i sorta got stuck in the girls room
- we know, we have camera's everywhere
what everywhere ?
- yes paul ... everywhere
even in the ....
- yes paul even there
oh lummy
err bb ?
- yes ?
can i have some nail varnish please ? Amanda's is the wrong colour, bright red isn't my shade
- BB will see what it will do ....