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Tip of the day:
Never employ a dwarf with learning difficulties.



Why? Because it's not big and it's not clever.
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Post by Vanda »

Anyone on it.....it's addictive!
Best tips are Keanu and Davina if you're gonna have a go.
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Post by Duncan »

Tip of the day:
Never employ a dwarf with learning difficulties.



Why? Because it's not big and it's not clever.
Tip two

Never employ Vanda in HR, PR, politics...... in fact generally keep her away from people


:? :? ;)
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Post by MattB »

Next tip:

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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Post by Alex LS »

Funniest thing *I* heard today:

At times, Trevor Sinclair, Darius Vassell, Rio Ferdinand have all suffered losses of form this season while Phil Neville's status has descended to the point that when he knocked on Real Madrid's dressing-room door at Manchester United to exchange shirts the kit-man took his jersey and then brought it back shaking his head apologetically.
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Post by Vanda »

Anyone on it.....it's addictive!
Best tips are Keanu and Davina if you're gonna have a go.
Sorry this was supposed to be a different post about Celebdaq....how did that happen!!!

Anyway, I'll have you know that my personel skills are highly rated!!
Or have I spelt personel wrong?
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Post by rob »

so do you do 'personel services' or 'personal services' :twisted:
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Post by Vanda »

Both!! ;)
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Post by MattB »

Anyone on it.....it's addictive!
Best tips are Keanu and Davina if you're gonna have a go.
Sorry this was supposed to be a different post about Celebdaq....how did that happen!!!
I played on celebdaq - got alle excited when i got over a million quid, just to find out that you get put back down to £10k again and start from scratch! very boring...
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