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CB
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Post by CB »

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but

kept the same tagline............

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway=A0 condoms - Lightening the load.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash=A0 condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard

work.

Telewest condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30

minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)


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Frosty
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Post by Frosty »

Is it an urban legend or truth that there is/was a brand of condoms in the UK and the slogan was "come in a jiffy"?
Cheers

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Alex LS
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Post by Alex LS »

Ford condoms: Get out more

Network Q condoms: Number 1 for used condoms :shock:

Birds Eye condoms: Eat well

Sorry - just watching the adverts :P
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Post by samwise »

O2 Condoms: See what you can do
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Derek
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Post by Derek »

M&S Condoms - Simply Better :P
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paul_y3k
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Post by paul_y3k »

anyone noticed that durex are now labelled as 'Easy On' ??
errr did anyone actually ever find it difficult in the first place ? ok admittedly in the dark .. but then thats when the glow in the dark ones are all about :twisted:

ps. i wouldn't know I'm a good boy
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Alex LS
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Post by Alex LS »

Maybe they're now easier on for the 'bigger' bloke...
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Duncan
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Post by Duncan »

if in doubt get the tape measure out and try www.durex.com or www.14-condoms.co.uk they give sizes.
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