nonsense and other stuff - Don't enter if easily offended !!!!!
CB
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Post by CB Fri May 23, 2003 8:38 pm
Convince your neighbours you have a PC by staring into the corner of your bedroomwhilst tapping on an oblong piece of wood, pausing occasionally to masturbate furiously...
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Sara
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Post by Sara Fri May 23, 2003 8:42 pm
CB
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Post by CB Fri May 23, 2003 8:45 pm
But overdo it and you'll end up looking like that!!! ^
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Sara
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Post by Sara Fri May 23, 2003 8:46 pm
Just remenber, Big brother's watching you
CB
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Post by CB Fri May 23, 2003 8:48 pm
er...I'm not watching any of you do
that ...well, maybe the girls
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Sara
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Post by Sara Fri May 23, 2003 8:50 pm
CB
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Post by CB Sat May 24, 2003 7:22 am
Fellas: Make women think you are a good lover by cutting scratches in your cack with a fork before walking shirtless along the beach...
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Mr_AWOL
Posts: 1720Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2003 6:41 pmLocation: Dover, Kent
Post by Mr_AWOL Sat May 24, 2003 12:17 pm
cutting scratches in your cack with a fork
Dont know what it means up your way CB but cack around here is slang for shite, which i'm not sure will help you pull the chicks.
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CB
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Post by CB Sun May 25, 2003 9:40 am
Oops!
Council Highway Departments...save money erecting warning signs on dangerous bends. Simply sellotape a bunch of flowers to a nearby lamp-post instead...
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Derek
Posts: 5541Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2001 1:00 amLocation: West Lothian, Scotland
Post by Derek Sun May 25, 2003 1:56 pm
Derek
tiranova
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Post by tiranova Wed May 28, 2003 7:38 pm
Oops!
Council Highway Departments...save money erecting warning signs on dangerous bends. Simply sellotape a bunch of flowers to a nearby lamp-post instead...
Liz
CB
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Post by CB Wed May 28, 2003 7:45 pm
Got annoying bits of meat stuck in your teeth after eating? Simply pop a handful of maggots in your mouth and let them do the rest!
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tiranova
Posts: 1511Joined: Fri May 16, 2003 4:34 pmLocation: Bristol, UK
Post by tiranova Sun Jun 01, 2003 7:18 pm
Liz
rob
Posts: 2232Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2001 1:00 amLocation: Belper, England
Post by rob Sun Jun 01, 2003 11:50 pm
whats up, dont you like a 'maggot' in your mouth ???
Rob
tiranova
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Post by tiranova Sun Jun 01, 2003 11:58 pm
Liz
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