The Hormone Hostage

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Julia
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Post by Julia »

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own
hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant
other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

:lol:
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CB
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Post by CB »

Read and noted ;)
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Duncan
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Post by Duncan »

is ther a version for when you wife is dieting and your the chocoholic (alo supposed to be dieting)
"all aboard the Skylark"
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Julia
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Post by Julia »

Yep you allow your wife to eat all the chocolate she wants plus yours that you shouldnt be eating! :lol: ;)
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rob
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Post by rob »

increase the life insurance, sit back and wait for the money to roll in :twisted:
Rob

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Duncan
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Post by Duncan »

Rob --WARNING-- my wife reads the forum


I'd never get away with it now any way I'm not letting her have all the chocolate
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CB
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Post by CB »

You mean your wife has to live with you and your ramblings AND chooses to read about them here in her spare time? Man, thats real love!!! ;)
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