BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

[RTF]

RTF : Hello BB

BB: Hello RTF, why are you so wet and smell like beer?

RTF: the girls are havin' a party in our room now and tey've gone wild...
I got a little uncomfortable on the floor, but it was worth the
view . Gonna say hi to the guys in the girls room now finally!

BB: so why are you here RTF?

RTF: i'm hungry BB...

BB: yes, but what am i gonna do at that RTF?

RTF: chump, Pulling Teeth, Redundant, Nice Guys Finish Last, In The End,
Minority, Poprocks & Coke, J.A.R. , maria, Good Riddance, Hitchin' A
Ride, Hold On, Stuck With Me, In The End, Walking Contradiction,
Jaded, Burnout, she...

[Pauline]

Hehe, although I might be an Outsider in this game, I just wanna be on TV please

BB is impressed with the Greenday song references from Pauline, although she is a bit of a chump, and chatting to her for any length of time is a bit like pulling teeth...
A little known fact about Pauline is she is only in this years competition because she got made redundant at work. It is important for her to do well and she has an agressive gameplan, after all, nice guys finish last they say. This game-plan means Pauline is in the minority in the BB garage as most of the other contestants are only there for the poprocks and coke.
Another obscure fact is that two contestants lined up to take part, Maria and Jason Andrew Relva had to withdraw as BB discovered they were not registered forum members. Good Riddance to them we say, they were just hitchin' a ride and it serves as a warning to others not to cheat. Well, only a couple of days till BB starts, and while i know you're impatient waiting for the start, please hold on a little while longer, until then you're stuck with me. Everything will work out in the end. Or am i a walking contradiction? Who knows? Got to go for now BB fans as i'm feeling a little jaded and think i'm suffering from burnout

[Pauline]

Pauline: Noooooo!
BB: Pardon me?
P: RTF Beat me by 2 minutes, I think it must be his prosthetic head. And I thought he was on dope not speed

[CB]

BB: Congratulations RTF, you win.

RTF: Yay!

BB: HOWEVER...

RTF: What?

BB: The food ration is going to Pauline

RTF: Hey! Thats not fair! How come?

BB: Have you seen her RTF? She scares Big Bother, therefore we're going to keep her sweet.

RTF: Fair point BB, its just that with all these drugs i'm smoking i get the munchies awful, and i've finished eating Pauls comfort blanket. It tasted odd.

BB: If i let you know where Julias secret chocolate supply is shes hidden you must never let on i told you...ok?

RTF: Its a deal.

BB: One condition though...

RTF: What now?

BB: You've got to tell the world your real name...my money is RTF stands for "Ralph Theodore Fudgepacker"

RTF: Er....I'll think about it Big Bother and get back to you...

BB: No name...no chocolate. And believe me RTF, we seperate Julia from her chocolate and the garage will get "interesting"...BB guarantees it
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[Greenday]

Greenday enters the diary room

BB: Hello Greenday
Greenday: Hello BB
BB: Where were you for the quiz on the favourite subject?
Greenday: Pauline locked me in the cupboard cos she wanted the prize all for herself, but its ok cos i'm now in awe of her Green Day "knowledge". I thought i was onto a winner when you put JAR in as i never expected anyone to know that.
BB: Looks like RTF was as stoned as he looked then
Greenday: That's true, i'm so impressed he knew JAR, but now he's being a real "Brat" about winning and after being beaten on my own subject i'm left with "No pride". But i don't want to me "The Grouch" as the rest of the people in hear still have to put up with me "All the time". I'm going to hide back in my cupboard now and be the "Disappearing boy".
BB: Ok Greenday that's very nice
Greenday: oh and BB your the "Best thing i town"

Greenday leaves the diary room and starts to follow pauline around the garage in awe of her Green day knowledge and the fact that she's a girl

[Julia]

Julia sits in the corner humming Justin Timberlake songs to herself!

[CB]

BB: oh and Greenday?

Greenday: Yeah?

BB: The word is "awe" not "owe"...the first time can be forgiven as a typo, but twice is not an accident. After all the 'O' and the 'A' are at opposite sides of the keyboard...

Greenday: Who the F**k are you? William Shakespeare?

BB: That'll be all young man.

[CB]

[N] WHILE THE GARAGE IS IN A STATE OF DISARRAY, BIG BOTHER LETS THE NEXT CONTESTANT SLIP IN UN-NOTICED. HE TOO HEADS STRAIGHT FOR JULIAS BED, LUCKILY FOR HIM MOST OF THE USUAL SUSPECTS HAVE GONE TO GET SOME FRESH AIR. ONLY PAUL IS UNDER THERE AT THE MOMENT, SILENTLY SOBBING TO HIMSELF AND ROCKING BACK AND FORTH AMONGST THE DISCARDED DAIRY MILK WRAPPERS AND THONGS....
PLEASE WELCOME.........................................


























MATT B


Name: Matthew B
Age: 21
Likes: Curry, Badger-Baiting, Heavy Metal
Dislikes: Sheffield, plastic, athletes
Fave T.V. Show: Newsnight
Fave Band: Slayer

[MattB]

MattB tries to fit under the bed but fails miserably due to his well-proportioned beer belly, so he wanders off to BB...

BB: Hi MattB, how are you

MattB: Not too bad, just want to ask how food works aronud here

BB: What do you mean MattB?

MattB: I just wanted to make sure I get a Big Breakfast

BB: {silence...}


MattB wanders off and starts eating Julia's bed

[Julia]

Julia goes to the diary room in tears....

BB: Whassup Julia

Julia: Someone has eaten my dairy milk, someone has nicked my underwear and now Matt is eating my bed. I am beginning to think I am being targetted.

With that the door to the diary room opens... its Matt. :doh:
(With half of Julias bed in his mouth)

BB: Hi Matt

Matt: munch munch munch.... munch munch....

BB: I am sorry Julia I can't tell you who ate your chocolate or stolen your underwear. I suggest you go and have a good look.

Julia:

[MattB]

Matt: {swallows and burps}

Julia: Give me back my bed!

BB: Big Bother warns Matt that eating of other people's sleeping facilities is not permitted

Matt: OK sorry - Julia can share my bed with me as long as she promises not to fart in the night.

[Greenday]

BB: oh and Greenday?

Greenday: Yeah?

BB: The word is "awe" not "owe"...the first time can be forgiven as a typo, but twice is not an accident. After all the 'O' and the 'A' are at opposite sides of the keyboard...

Greenday: Who the F**k are you? William Shakespeare?

BB: That'll be all young man.

Very sorry was half asleep when writing that and my spelling weren't up to much, changed it now

[CB]

[N]ONLY ONE DAY TO COME TILL THE START OF THIS YEARS BIG BOTHER...NEARLY ALL GARAGEMATES ARE NOW FIRMLY IN PLACE, AWAITING THE LAST ONE OR TWO "LUCKY" CONTESTANTS...SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LETS MEET..........




























Mr AWOL


Name: Mr Martin Awol
Age: 20 something
Sex: Male
Likes: Balloons, pikeys, things that make you go 'mmmm'
Dislikes: Being exposed to bright light, getting wet, being fed after midnight
Fave T.V. Show: CNN
Fave Band: Mike Flowers Pops

[paul_y3k]

paul wonders up to mr awol

hello i like your make up ..
-errr
-I've got a nice thong
-errr
Do you juggle ??

at this point mr awol runs screaming to the other end of the garage ...

[English-Teacher]

paul wonders up to mr awol

Well I am sorry I had to step in but it seems that you didn't learn anything at school young Paul.

Wonder = speculate, doubt, question, marvel

Wander = stoll, walk, mosey, mooch, meander

I am watching you all, so pull your socks up or there will be trouble.