BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

CB · Post by CB » Mon May 19, 2003 11:40 pm

WE'RE DRAWING EVER CLOSER TO THE START OF THIS YEARS BIG BOTHER...AND HERE COMES THE 11th CONTESTANT TO ENTER THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE, HOPING TO WIN THE AS YET UN-NAMED PRIZE IN THIS YEARS COMPETITION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM THE LAND OF LEGAL DRUGS, WINDMILLS, CLOGS AND CHEAP PROSTITUTES, PLEASE WELCOME............

RTF

Name: RTF
Age: 30
Likes: Weed, hash, pot, marijuana, blow, puff, cannabis
Dislikes: Germans
Fave T.V. Show: Emu's Pink Windmill
Fave Band: Village People

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Tue May 20, 2003 12:23 am

BB: RTF, eh... whats in that bag?

RTF: It's for the birdies BB, i like them

Makes them happy too!

BB: OK then RTF, just checking, go on then. But i'll be watching!

RTF: oh end thanks BB, I was affraid you would use the other pic.
I don't look my best on that one

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue May 20, 2003 12:00 pm

BB. Robbie I've had more complaints.

Robbie. Oh - what have you done this time?

BB. Don't start this again - it about you!

Robbie. Been in my bed all night.

People are complaining. You've been seen scattering seed and top soil all over them

Robbie blinks nervously.

I'm only making RTF feel welcome

I'm growing grass.

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Tue May 20, 2003 8:48 pm

Pauline: I'd like to make a complaint please

BB: Oh?

P: Yes, this garage is ram jam full of weeds and dopes

BB: Uh? Don't you mean weed and dope?

P: No, weeds and dopes - I'm complaining about those boys. They make a hash of everything, everything they touch goes to pot. I've been hoping it will blow over and I'm all puffed out now. Oh there is one exception - that's RTF of course, he's growing on me.

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Wed May 21, 2003 3:07 am

RTF: BB i'm feeling sorry for those poor girls

BB: Why is that RTF?

RTF: They have no privacy not even in their own room, with all those
other guys lying under their beds...

BB: Yes RTF that is a problem, but what should i do then?

RTF: You could change the rooms perhaps BB

BB: Hmm that might be a good idea RTF

RTF: But hurry BB, i've got a great view from under this middle bed
and i'm getting bored...

CB · Post by CB » Wed May 21, 2003 12:05 pm

THIS IS BIG BOTHER, THE 12th CONTESTANT IS CERTAIN TO BE A CROWD PLEASER, LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND INTERNET STALKERS, PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR COPIES OF RAZZLE LONG ENOUGH FOR A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR......

JULIA

Name: Julia
Age: 22
Likes: Shopping, boys, makeup, clothes, hair products
Dislikes: Uniforms, Ice-Cream, Chicken, Pizza
Fave T.V. Show: Big Brother
Fave Band: Justin Trousersnake

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Wed May 21, 2003 12:10 pm

Finally!!!!!
I have had to keep quiet about being a contestant and you don't realise how hard that has been!!!!
I have been kept in a cupboard with no contact from the outside world - except my daily meal of ice cream which I hate!

So...... howdy fellow housemates! Let the fun commence!

rob · Post by **rob** » Wed May 21, 2003 12:22 pm

Rob: BB, I belive that picture is not Julia, she is trying to win admirers again

BB: Do you have a picture of her

Rob: might have

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed May 21, 2003 12:23 pm

Robbie heads straight underneath Julia's bed

Its only 10am, but he wants to reserve the best position.

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Wed May 21, 2003 12:24 pm

Julia wonders aimlessy around the BB establishment.

I fancy a chat... hmm lets go chat to Big Bother!

BB: Hello Julia
Julia: Hi BB
BB: How are you settling in?
Julia: I have only been here a few minutes but I can't find anyone??
BB: Yes we set a task, you need to go find them
Julia: Nah I think I'll enjoy the peace and quiet a bit! Thanks BB!
BB: No problem Julia

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Wed May 21, 2003 1:39 pm

Robbie heads straight underneath Julia's bed

Its only 10am, but he wants to reserve the best position.

two questions

Is there a queue for Julias bed?

This isn't the real BB house is it? You can hide on real BB especially under a bed.

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Wed May 21, 2003 5:32 pm

DINGDONG

Julia: Ouu nice new chair BB
BB: Thanks Julia
Julia: I managed to find the boys
BB: Where were they?
Julia: Under the girls beds!!!
BB: Have you found the girls?
Julia: Not yet - I think they are hiding from the boys!
BB: Keep looking - there may be a prize if you find them
Julia: But I am bored of this game. When are the tasks coming
BB: Soon!
Julia:Oh another thing...
BB: Yes Julia
Julia: Where's the chocolate?
BB: BB will explain the food ration soon
Julia: RATION!?

BB: Is that all Julia (sounding quite bored of talking to Julia)
Julia: Spose so!

Julia leaves the diary (or is it dairy) room and heads for the lounge.

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Wed May 21, 2003 5:42 pm

Greenday enters the diary room,

BB: Hello Greenday
Greenday: Hello BB
BB: Where have you been for the last few days?
Greenday: uh, in the cupboard in the girls room, you get a good view through the keyhole of the whole room there and none of the girls use it cos i told them there were big spiders in there.
BB: Ok, why have you come to see BB?
Greenday: well i was wondering if i could have some grease for the squeaky cupboard door and and a camera?
BB: BB will get back to you,
Greenday: Thanks BB

Greenday leaves the diary room and runs back to hide in the cupboard before bedtime

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Wed May 21, 2003 8:22 pm

Pauline enters the dairy room:

P: Hello BB
BB: MooooooooOOOOOO
P: Can I have a pint of semi skimmed for my Crunchy Nut Cornflakes please BB?
BB: Moooooo (translated: middle nipple on the right)
P: Thanks. Oh and one more thing?
BB: Moooooo
P: Can you please tell Greenday that his camera only squeeks when he hides it in his trousers like that and maybe he should put it in a proper case like normal people? Or is he a Basketcase?
BB: Moooooo
P: Thanks. Oh and one more thing... the reason the boys haven't found us is that we're Having A Blast in the boys room

And they haven't noticed yet

Can we have some more lagers please and we've run out of peanuts too - can we have some beer nuts please? Thanks

Pauline skips out to join the girls with their refreshments and they start filling the boys wardrobes up with earthworms and frog spawn

CB · Post by CB » Wed May 21, 2003 9:01 pm

[N] BB is impressed with the Greenday song references from Pauline, although she is a bit of a chump, and chatting to her for any length of time is a bit like pulling teeth...
A little known fact about Pauline is she is only in this years competition because she got made redundant at work. It is important for her to do well and she has an agressive gameplan, after all, nice guys finish last they say. This game-plan means Pauline is in the minority in the BB garage as most of the other contestants are only there for the poprocks and coke.
Another obscure fact is that two contestants lined up to take part, Maria and Jason Andrew Relva had to withdraw as BB discovered they were not registered forum members. Good Riddance to them we say, they were just hitchin' a ride and it serves as a warning to others not to cheat. Well, only a couple of days till BB starts, and while i know you're impatient waiting for the start, please hold on a little while longer, until then you're stuck with me. Everything will work out in the end. Or am i a walking contradiction? Who knows? Got to go for now BB fans as i'm feeling a little jaded and think i'm suffering from burnout.

(There are 18 Greenday song titles in the above paragraph...name them and win a food ration

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