BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

nonsense and other stuff - Don't enter if easily offended !!!!!
paul_y3k
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Post by paul_y3k »

Hello BB,
- Hi Paul
BB ?
- yeess
i miss my car
- and ?
- I can't take it anymore, i need my car
- so ?
Please BB let me have my car (starts to rock)
- Sorry Paul but when you entered the BB garage you knew what the rules were
my car my car my car my car (starts to howl pitifully)

At this point Amanda walks into the diary room and see's Paul in floods of tears, she holds her hand out and gently leads him off to his own little corner of the garage where she procedds to use her femine eiles to carm him down ...
meanwhile greenday is sitting on a block off ice. Rob is trying to sell vanda 'whip grease' and aimee has discoverd the Garage HotTub.
Angry Paul !
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wheel repair it
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Post by wheel repair it »

Pete-hello bb

BB-hello pete

Pete--bb,can you please tell me when Aimee,Pauline,Vanda or Amanda are going to do a Jade goody and take all their clothes off,can you also ask Aimee to let me out of the hot tub,7 hrs and im kinda wrinkerly.

BB--will do fella
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Pauline
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Post by Pauline »

Pauline's wandering around singing softly to herself the real lyrics to Shakira's track...

"underneath my clothes
I'm completely naked
There's the bra I chose
There's my thong it's lacy
And all the things
I deserve
For being such
A good girl - money"

Pete goes cock eyed. Pauline & Aimee gently rub off his soapy suds and make sure his rubber duck is safely tucked away. It's a messy job, but for the sake of the Garage Mates, somebody has to do it ;)
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Sara
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Post by Sara »

:rotfl:

carefully, I hope
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Matt
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Post by Matt »

:shock: :shock:

And I thought Vanda was meant to be the dirty one!

;) ;)
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CB
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Post by CB »

you've obviously not met Pauline Matt!!! :shock:
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CB
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Post by CB »

THIS IS BIG BOTHER...PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND WELCOME THE NEXT GARAGE-MATE IN THIS YEARS COMPETITION...























ROBBIE
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Name: Robbie
Age: 40's
Sex: Fast and Rough
Likes: Beautiful women, beautiful cars, hair-laquer
Dislikes: Poor people, tramps, Big Issue salespeople
Fave T.V. Show: Heartbeat
Fave Band: Glenn Miller and his Orchestra


:?
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Robbie
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Post by Robbie »

:shock:
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Robbie
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Post by Robbie »

Robbie. No ones having my precccccious!

BB. Are you referring to that slk 32 AMG

Robbie. Its MINE all MINEEE!

BB. Stop slobbering all over BB screen!

Robbie. You want to hurt my precccccious!

BB. I think it may have already happened if Paul finds his Supra minus its turbos.

Robbie. Was only trying to help! Make it go faster!

BB. Er...yes....NEXT!


Robbies heads off in the direction of the girlies room to hide beneath their beds until midnight-cos he's a bit like that ;)

Wheel repair it: Get off me foot!

Paul: Yeh watch my head too!



Its a bit of a squeeze tho - the other male contestants got there first :shock:
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Dave M
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Post by Dave M »

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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CB
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Post by CB »

THIS IS BIG BOTHER. BLAH BLAH PLEASE WELCOME......


























EMMA 206
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Name: Emma
Age: Young
Likes: Alloy wheel repair specialists, partying, tight clothes
Dislikes: Students, early nights, gospel music
Fave T.V. Show: The Clothes Show
Fave Band: Take That
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Dave M
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Post by Dave M »

:shock: :hyper:
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Robbie
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Post by Robbie »

BB. Robbie wev'e been receiving complaints!

Robbie. Really, what have you done?

BB. :rolleyes: Its about you.

Robbie. Give us a clue?

BB. HOLES! appearing all over the ceiling in the girlies bedroom.

Robbie. Woodworm?

BB. Apparently they've been hearing a noise like a hand drill at night :evil:

BB. Vanda had to stand on her bed an spray the holes with her Channel No9!

BB Can you smell something?

Robbie. Umm .... I've helped cos they complained they were to hot

BB. Helped? :?

Robbie. er.......Ventilation.

BB. :?
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rob
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Post by rob »

Rob: sorry I have been quiet Big Brother. I have been counting all the screws that have been used on this quality set. I reckon at trade prices I can just about earn enough for Pauline to make another dirty phone cal;l when she gets out.

BB: errr Ok rob :rolleyes: :?: :?:

BB goes to see E4 directors.

BB: what the hell is it with Rob and screws???????
Rob

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MattB
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Post by MattB »

BB. Vanda had to stand on her bed an spray the holes with her Channel No9!
TVs are small these days!!
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