BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

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Narrative [N] to be read in a Geordie accent


[N] WELCOME TO 'BIG BOTHER 2' THE INTERNET REALITY SHOW WHERE 12 PEUGEOT 206CC ENTHUSIASTS ARE LOCKED TOGETHER IN A GARAGE...YOU THE FORUM VIEWING PUBLIC GET A CHANCE TO VIEW THESE PATHETIC INDIVIDUALS FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN COMPUTER SCREENS 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MISSED LAST YEARS COMPETITION, THIS IS A FREE FOR ALL, ANYONE CAN POST, IT FOLLOWS THE SAME FORMAT AS THE REAL BIG BROTHER WITH NOMINATIONS AND EVICTIONS. YOU CAN VOTE VIA PM OR IN PUBLIC HERE.

IN PREPARATION FOR THIS YEARS BB, THE HOUSEMATES WILL BE INTRODUCED ONE BY ONE, WITH A PICTURE AND BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THEMSELVES....

THE FIRST CONTESTANT THIS YEAR IS.....








PAUL_Y3K
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Name: Paul
Age: 28 (but looks about 40!)
Sex: Pest
Car: Toyota Supra (no roof)
Likes: Hanging around playgrounds, driving fast, mugging old ladies.
Dislikes: Trampolining, Lions, Volvo drivers
Fave Sport: Darts
Fave T.V. Show: Teletubbies
Fave Band: Brother Beyond

[N] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - PAUL!
*cue boos and whistles!*


(Last years Big Bother can be viewed at: http://www.peugeot206cc.co.uk/phpBB2/vi ... 4577#54577 )

:D
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<IMG SRC="http://members.home.nl/mvjgwouters/2smile.gif">...overtaking is an art...
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CB
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Post by CB »

Standby for another contestant later....(glad you approve RTF - but watch out, you never know, YOU might be in it ;) )
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Post by Greenday »

Can wait, i spent hours reading the last one and it was soooo funny :D
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Post by Julia »

Paul's internet access has gone down at work so he has asked me to post this.....

Paul wonders aimlessly into the garage and immediately starts to remove items of value and hide them in his bag.
Moments later he can be seen removing pictures from his bag and several tea lights as he sets up a little shrine in the corner of the garage. Unfortunately it's not possible to see what the pictures are as he is obscuring them as he slowly rocks backwards and forwards chanting to himself.
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Post by CB »

I don't think he'll be on his own for long in there ;)


ps
Paul - you get a strike for "playing" with yourself live on the internet. Its not that kind of show! :rolleyes:
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Post by Julia »

Again this is on behalf of Paul as he has no internet access at the mo...


Paul enters the diary room,
Hello Big Bother,
- Hello Paul what can Big Bother do for you
well it's like this Big Bother, I'm so alone - it's soo empty in the garage with no one to talk to
I miss the sound of dump valves and turbos and the banging of my roof as it hits the ground, i'm soo alone I cant
take much more of this big bother
- Paul it's only been 5 minutes
yes I know it's been sooo long
(at this point paul falls from the chair into a feotal positon and starts wimpering to himself sooo lonely sooo lonely)
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Post by CB »

[N] THIS IS BIG BOTHER. AFTER SEVERAL HOURS ALONE, PAUL HAS STARTED TO FEEL THE PRESSURE. THEREFORE, BIG BOTHER HAS DECIDED TO BRING THE NEXT CONTESTANT IN EARLY. PLEASE WELCOME TO THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE......

ROB

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Name: Rob
Age: 38
Sex: Male
Car: 2 x Ford Racing Pumas, Ford Fiesta :ill:
Likes: Blind Date, Practical Jokes, Aeroplane Spotting, Counting nails and screws
Dislikes: Driving Ford Racing Pumas, Cabbage, Nuns
Fave Sport: Naked Twister (with baby oil)
Fave T.V. Show: Only Fools and Horses, Minder
Fave Band: Rubber
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Post by paul_y3k »

Paul runs to rob and burts into tears ... 'I've got a friend' he yells before giving rob a huhge bear hug.
'Tell me about the rabbits rob tell me about the rabbits'
Angry Paul !
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Post by CB »

[N] THIS IS BIG BOTHER...HOUSEMATES ARE WARNED THAT BRINGING PHOTOGRAPHS INTO THE GARAGE IS FORBIDDEN. ROB IS AWARDED A STRIKE.

(BB confiscates Robs picture of his rabbi which he has just shown to Paul)

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Post by paul_y3k »

Paul enters the diary room again ....
Hello BigBother I need to get something striaght ....
- yes paul what ?
The rules !!! whats this about not bringing some pictures in, you said we could bring two personal items with us
- Big Bother will get back to you Paul
Angry Paul !
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Post by Julia »

Julia sits poised at E4 waiting for the 24 hour viewing.
Oh no there goes her life! (Did she ever have one!) :lol:
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Post by MattB »

So when does the token dumb blonde enter the house then...
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Julia
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Post by Julia »

Patience Matt!
It is one contestant per day!
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Post by MattB »

(I take it you mean me!) Image
LOOK! I want everyone to note that Julia admitted this about herself... Nowt to do with me!!!
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