I seek Job

Iraq Admin · Post by **Iraq Admin** » Wed May 07, 2003 9:30 am

I seek job in England.

I would like 206CC and I seek job.

My name is Adam and I am good worker.

samwise · Post by **samwise** » Wed May 07, 2003 10:12 am

I seek job in England.

I would like 206CC and I seek job.

My name is Adam and I am good worker.

Peugeot telephone support?

"There is nothing wrong with your car my friend, you have nothing to fear from leaks as there are no leaks. If there was a small leak we will soon stop it with our unconventional tactics".

And with that, he disappears!

Jason

CB · Post by CB » Wed May 07, 2003 10:56 am

Iraq Admin · Post by **Iraq Admin** » Wed May 07, 2003 11:22 am

I do not leak

I feel that Peugeot 206CC will make good tank replacements to our army.

I have good tatics, our men died becuase they do not - We have won and will continue to do so. Now I decide to live in your England becuase I think it's cheaper??

I must go now and buy 206CC with roof down to pick up Suddam with wonderfull England weather!.

Brian (formerly Saddam) · Wed May 07, 2003 11:33 am

My friend! I was thinking you did not escape Baghdad when the infidels didn't arrive in the city without their tanks. I am happy you are safe and well. Why do you not come and work with me? I am happy in my job working in a beauty parlour. My speciality is the bikini wax for women. As you know my old friend, I have always hated bush.
See you real soon
Brian

Iraq Admin · Post by **Iraq Admin** » Wed May 07, 2003 11:45 am

Brian,

Do you think this is wise for us to discuss my bikini line in the forums here?

It would be such an honour Brian.

Do we sell bikini to English people and then steal there 206CC?

We shall sell and be rich !

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf · Wed May 07, 2003 12:29 pm

Allah be praised you are both safe and well. But I too wish to gain England, but nobody (curse their infidel roasted stomachs) will arrest me for I have no card in the infamous most wanted card pack. Not even a miserable 2 of clubs the rascal sick dogs.

And I have already the 206cc - our good friends the French sent us hundreds of thousands of them (you know effendi, in the same shipment they sent us the nuclear reactor) to defend glorious Iraq. You can get a very very big gun in it, with the roof folded backways. Their Abraham tank is faster, but our heroic hairdresser battalions will sweep them aside and we will burn them all in their infermal machines, throwing flaming Wella spray-and-hold through their hatches.

Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 26 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable Rumsfeld has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the American command is under siege. They tried to bring a small number of Mercedes SLKs and Megane convertibles in through al-Durah but they were surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut.

Until the next mini meet, farewell, light of the desert

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Wed May 07, 2003 2:14 pm

oh and i'm not making fun of you ofcourse! May Allah be praised!

(hope this will keep me me head...

)

CB · Post by CB » Fri May 09, 2003 4:14 pm

Sue&Steve · Post by **Sue&Steve** » Mon May 12, 2003 12:23 pm